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  • #1
    James Allen Moseley
    “Ray looked up and scanned Ilsa from North to South and then from East to West. It only took a moment. Ray was in love. Again. Probably. Conscious of his dashing Hispanic allure, Ray was always optimistic about his chances with the female sex. He had left a very long string of girlfriends in his wake, but there was something about this woman, who projected such shyness about her untapped feminine charms, that made his already active pulse race. Somehow he couldn’t help imagining her blundering into his bedroom at midnight wearing nothing but a towel. Those many affairs of the past, he told himself, were just steppingstones of his dead past on which he was rising to the discovery of his one, true love. And here she was. Probably.”
    James Allen Moseley, The Duke of D.C.: The American Dream

  • #2
    Max Nowaz
    “Get up you lazy bastard. The Governor wants a word with you,” said a guard. 
He opened his eyes and smiled. There was another guard standing near the cell door in 
anticipation of any trouble. The prisoner smiled at him, too. 
Now what can the Governor want from me? He wondered. His dishevelled form seemed 
incapable of coherent thought. “It’s nice of him to remember me,” he said aloud, trying to 
concentrate.
“Surprising he’s got any time for a worthless shit like you,” said the first guard. 
“I once used to be a very important person,” the prisoner said feebly.”
    Max Nowaz, The Arbitrator

  • #3
    Michael G. Kramer
    “On the 30th of April 1975, American helicopters flew out of Saigon in an ignominious retreat as the tanks of the People’s Liberation Army of Vietnam rumbled into the grounds of the American Embassy in Saigon.”
    Michael G. Kramer, A Gracious Enemy & After the War Volume One

  • #4
    “Not only is God testing your faith, to see if you take Him at His word, but He wants to see if you, too, will step out in faith to accomplish the mission.”
    John Ramirez, Armed and Dangerous: The Ultimate Battle Plan for Targeting and Defeating the Enemy

  • #5
    Milan Kordestani
    “Honest self-reflection is true self-reflection.”
    Milan Kordestani, I'm Just Saying: A Guide to Maintaining Civil Discourse in an Increasingly Divided World

  • #6
    Yvonne Korshak
    “But  Phidias was better than most men since he made beautiful sculptures. He was even making one of her—well, he called it “Athena,” but anyone could see it looked like her.”
    Yvonne Korshak, Pericles and Aspasia: A Story of Ancient Greece

  • #7
    Dean Mafako
    “The hypocrisy was too much to bear, the institution was paying over a million dollars for Mr. Hyde to perform “values training” to “protect our culture,” while they simultaneously paid $2 million a year for Dr. Porter to destroy it. It was a laughable facade, but instead I wanted to cry.”
    DEAN MAFAKO, M.D., Burned Out

  • #8
    Katie Hall-May
    “If I had made another choice that night, would
    my life have been less pursued by ghosts? Or just
    significantly shorter?”
    Katie Hall-May, Puck's Legacy

  • #9
    Gabriel F.W. Koch
    “She must feel like Lucifer’s frigid breath is running down the back of her delicate neck.”
    Gabriel F.W. Koch, Death Leaves a Shadow

  • #10
    “Be okay with having health-essential boundaries.”
    Gregory S. Works, Triumph: Life on the Other Side of Trials, Transplants, Transition and Transformation

  • #11
    Mary K. Savarese
    “When the tornado dwindled, a bolt of lightning streamed from Master Joroku’s sleeve. It wrapped around Patrick as if a noose. A flash and Patrick was yanked from Lyly’s arms. Patrick faded into the darkness then reappeared as a black mist. No wait … a cat! A black cat with glowing copper eyes. Joroku swiped his hand along the floor and Lyly’s feet jerked out from under her. She hovered delicately for only a moment over the paper. As Joroku moved his hands, Lyly spun as freely as a spinning wheel. Several times she twirled. As if with no friction, Lyly spun faster and faster. Joroku pounded his hand into the air and Lyly was sucked into the cloth paper. Lyly was gone.”
    Mary K. Savarese, The Girl In The Toile Wallpaper

  • #12
    Barry Kirwan
    “Sandy knew her plan was shit. But sometimes better ideas grew out of bad ones. Shit makes good fertilizer, her Gramps used to say, and a wrong track can lead to a new perspective, and a better path.”
    Barry Kirwan, Eden's Endgame

  • #13
    Chad Boudreaux
    “Blake shook his head and smiled as the attorney general of the United States closed the door. As usual, the forecast called for a wonderful day at the United States Department of Justice. Unfortunately, the daily forecast would soon change, as would the life of Blake Hudson.”
    Chad Boudreaux, Scavenger Hunt

  • #14
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “There is no such thing as moral phenomena, but only a moral interpretation of phenomena”
    Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil

  • #15
    Elisabeth Kübler-Ross
    “Pasados unos meses observé que muchos médicos evitaban rutinariamente referirse a cualquier cosa que tuviera que ver con la muerte. A los enfermos moribundos se los trataba tan mal como a mis pacientes psiquiátricos del hospital estatal. Se los rechazaba y maltrataba. Nadie era sincero con ellos. Si un enfermo de cáncer preguntaba "¿Me voy a morir?", el médico le contestaba "¡Oh, no! no diga tonterías".”
    Elisabeth Kübler-Ross, La rueda de la vida

  • #16
    Rainbow Rowell
    “But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.”
    Rainbow Rowell, Fangirl

  • #17
    James W. Loewen
    “Official state historical markers form a smaller population, and early in my research I determined to read all of them. Texas dissuaded me. The Lone Star state has more state historical markers—nearly twelve thousand—than the rest of the United States put together. To read and digest one marker per minute would require 200 hours—five full weeks in the Texas office. At the other end of the spectrum is Maine, whose assistant director of historic preservation flatly assured me, “Maine does not have historical markers along its highways.” Maine has markers and monuments, of course, not put up by a state agency, so the only way to read them is to drive every road in the state, keeping a sharp lookout.”
    James W. Loewen, Lies Across America: What Our Historic Sites Get Wrong

  • #18
    William L. Shirer
    “While surrender negotiations were under way—a Dutch officer had come to German headquarters near the bridge to discuss the details and was returning with the German terms—bombers appeared and wiped out the heart of the great city. Some eight hundred persons, almost entirely civilians, were massacred, several thousand wounded and 78,000 made homeless.”
    William L. Shirer, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich: A History of Nazi Germany

  • #19
    Ian McEwan
    “The nineteenth century was closer than most women thought.”
    Ian McEwan, The Children Act

  • #20
    Max Nowaz
    “Where’s my uncle?” she asked.
    “I don’t know who your uncle is, but if it as the guy who owned this place before I bought it, then he’s pushing up daisies.”
    “But it can’t be, he’s still young.”
    Max Nowaz, The Three Witches and the Master

  • #21
    Nancy O'Meara
    “The person at the other end is answering questions from a person she has never met and about whom she knows nothing. Good manners from you will certainly elicit a more complete response than a threatening or superior attitude.”
    Nancy O'Meara, The Cult around the Corner: A Handbook on Dealing with Other People's Religions

  • #22
    Therisa Peimer
    “Aurelia, not all those women are uppity aristocratic bitches. Most of them are normal nice girls trying to survive in shark-infested waters, so if you want to make a difference, why not go in there and change the way things work?" "How?" Marcus smiled deviously. "By unseating the queen bee and changing the rules." "That sounds like a great idea, Colonel. Lead me to the beehive.”
    Therisa Peimer, Taming Flame

  • #23
    “Outside, beyond the vast red bricked labyrinth of Kremlin walls, a humid night ensnarled the Soviet capital in its spell. Yet here in the womb-like private cinema Josef Stalin sat, eyes transfixed on the screen, as Johnny Weissmuller arced through a canopy of trees boldly screaming his signature jungle call.”
    KGE Konkel, Who Has Buried the Dead?: From Stalin to Putin … The last great secret of World War Two

  • #24
    Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
    “A nymph of the woods such as you were,”
    Mary Shelley, Mathilda Mary Shelley
    tags: nymph

  • #25
    Brian Selznick
    “She walked to the rear door and took out a bobby pin from her pocket. Hugo watched as she fiddled with the pin inside the lock until it clicked and the door opened. "How did you learn to do that?" asked Hugo. "Books," answered Isabelle.”
    Brian Selznick, The Invention of Hugo Cabret

  • #26
    Dan    Brown
    “As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the Pope's toilet. He had to chuckle. The Holy Throne.”
    Dan Brown, Angels & Demons

  • #27
    Allen Ginsberg
    “Machine chaos on Earth, Too many bodies, mouths bleeding on every Continent”
    Allen Ginsberg, The Fall of America: Poems of These States 1965-1971

  • #28
    Ransom Riggs
    “At the pub my dad was waiting for me, a black-as-night beer and his open laptop on the table in front of him. I sat down and swiped his beer before he'd had the chance to even look up from typing. 'Oh, my sweet lord,' I sputtered, chocking down a mouthful, 'what is this? Fermented motor oil?'
    'Just about,' he said, laughing.”
    Ransom Riggs (Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children), Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children



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