2026 Reading Challenge

Sarouel > Sarouel's Quotes

Showing 1-23 of 23
sort by

    like
  • #1
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories
    tags: intelligence, self-deprecation
    71688 likes

    • like
  • #2
    Sylvia Plath
    “Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing.”
    ― sylvia plath
    tags: goals
    5354 likes

    • like
  • #3
    Albert Camus
    “Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”
    ― Albert Camus
    tags: humanity, life, mankind, mortality
    7354 likes

    • like
  • #4
    Virginia Woolf
    “The eyes of others our prisons; their thoughts our cages.”
    ― Virginia Woolf
    2315 likes

    • like
  • #5
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.”
    ― Friedrich Nietzsche
    5278 likes

    • like
  • #6
    Bob Ross
    “We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents.”
    ― Bob Ross
    tags: art, inspirational
    2179 likes

    • like
  • #7
    Mark Twain
    “A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: misattributed-mark-twain, truth
    16291 likes

    • like
  • #8
    Benjamin Disraeli
    “There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”
    ― Benjamin Disraeli
    tags: attributed-no-source, lies, lying, misattributed-mark-twain, statistics, truth
    4012 likes

    • like
  • #9
    Groucho Marx
    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: books, humor, reading, television
    23097 likes

    • like
  • #10
    Dave Barry
    “Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.”
    ― Dave Barry
    tags: humor, plumbers, time
    214 likes

    • like
  • #11
    Franz Kafka
    “L'éternité, c'est long ... surtout vers la fin.”
    ― Franz Kafka
    tags: eternity, life, time
    366 likes

    • like
  • #12
    Kresley Cole
    “At fifty times the distance, you dispatched that ko-bold with three arrows to the neck. I’ve earned a trio to the chest. Seems you slapped him while you’re tickling me. You doona want to kill me, which is a good sign. Maybe this is your way of flirting?”
    ― Kresley Cole , Pleasure of a Dark Prince
    tags: funny-and-random
    91 likes

    • like
  • #13
    J.R. Ward
    “Take off your coat."
    "Excuse me?"
    "Take it off."
    "No."
    "I want it off."
    "Then I suggest you hold your breath. Won't affect me in the slightest, but at least the suffocation will help pass the time for you. [Vishous to Jane]”
    ― J.R. Ward, Lover Unbound
    tags: black-dagger-brotherhood, j-r-ward, jane, lover-unbound, vishous
    667 likes

    • like
  • #14
    Kresley Cole
    “Now you're just being silly. He's a mercenary- he's not going to go about penning love letters, and really, what would he write? 'Anna...love you...grrr?'" Olivia to Annalia”
    ― Kresley Cole, If You Dare
    tags: humour
    87 likes

    • like
  • #15
    Fernando Pessoa
    “No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it”
    ― Fernando Pessoa
    tags: humour
    1260 likes

    • like
  • #16
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    ― Mark Twain
    34475 likes

    • like
  • #17
    Steve Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: humor, obvious, simile
    35271 likes

    • like
  • #18
    Kresley Cole
    “Straightaway, she'd called to the guard, "Oh, boys?" She'd sauntered to the glass in only her black lace bra and panties. "I need some assistance," When they slowed, agog, she'd purred, "Can one of you help me find my orgasm?”
    ― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior
    127 likes

    • like
  • #19
    Kresley Cole
    “As Lothaire lifted the lid with a sense of dread, Nïx murmured, “Hint: it’s the middle one.”
    Elizabeth’s fragile finger.Seeing it severed like this brought on a visceral reaction—pain shooting through his own hand, radiating throughout his regenerated heart. He closed the lid with a swallow, sentimentally pocketing the package.
    “You gave her your heart, and she gave you the bird.” Nïx sighed. “Songs will be written about this.”
    ― Kresley Cole, Lothaire
    tags: ellie, iad, kresley-cole, lothaire, middle-finger
    310 likes

    • like
  • #20
    Kresley Cole
    “Have you ever fought an opponent you had no defense against? Like a fire breather or an acid spitter?"
    "Once I faced a female with diamond skin," Nix said breathlessly. "I was transfixed - even as she was choking the life out of me."
    "Really?"
    "No, I saw that character on X-Men. I just wanted to commiserate. Alas, I have no weaknesses.”
    ― Kresley Cole, Pleasure of a Dark Prince
    618 likes

    • like
  • #21
    “Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore.”
    ― Lady Gaga
    tags: love, romance, work
    9661 likes

    • like
  • #22
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
    148387 likes

    • like
  • #23
    Steve Martin
    “I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: human-nature, humor, unexpected-humor
    301 likes



Rss
All Quotes



Tags From Sarouel’s Quotes

intelligence
self-deprecation
goals
humanity
life
mankind
mortality
art
inspirational
misattributed-mark-twain
truth
attributed-no-source
lies
lying
statistics
books
humor
reading
television
plumbers
time
eternity
funny-and-random
black-dagger-brotherhood
j-r-ward
jane
lover-unbound
vishous
humour
obvious
simile
ellie
iad
kresley-cole
lothaire
middle-finger
love
romance
work
human-nature
infinity
philosophy
science
stupidity
universe
unexpected-humor