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  • #1
    Rob J. Hayes
    “Ever killed anyone with a spoon?" she asked him.
    "Uhhh..."
    "Me neither, but I'm thinking of trying.”
    Rob J. Hayes, The Heresy Within

  • #2
    Steve Maraboli
    “This life is for loving, sharing, learning, smiling, caring, forgiving, laughing, hugging, helping, dancing, wondering, healing, and even more loving. I choose to live life this way. I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, 'aw shit, he's up!”
    Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

  • #3
    Vincent van Gogh
    “There is nothing more truly artistic than to love people.”
    Vincent Van Gogh

  • #4
    Terry Goodkind
    “...you'll find that being a friend is to like a person for who they are, even the parts you don't understand. You don't have to understand, or do the same, or live their lives for them. If you truly care for them, then you want them to be who they are; that was why you liked them in the first place.”
    Terry Goodkind

  • #5
    Oscar Wilde
    “The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Artist as Critic: Critical Writings of Oscar Wilde

  • #6
    Arthur Schopenhauer
    “How is it possible that suffering that is neither my own nor of my concern should immediately affect me as though it were my own, and with such force that is moves me to action?”
    Arthur Schopenhauer

  • #7
    Chelsea Handler
    “There’s a difference between being a class act and being classy. Peeing off the side of a jeep doesn’t mean you’re not classy, it just means you’re a free spirit with a small bladder.”
    Chelsea Handler, Uganda Be Kidding Me

  • #8
    Mandi Lynn
    “Caring is our curse. If we don’t care, we can’t get hurt. But if we didn’t care, the world would be a dark place to live. We have to deal with it and realize life isn’t fair. People are taken out of our lives, and others live who don’t deserve to continue.”
    Mandi Lynn, Essence

  • #9
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #10
    Pablo Picasso
    “Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.”
    Pablo Picasso

  • #11
    Amy Mei
    “I wasn't expecting a drug dealer to be..classy”
    Amy Mei, The Doomed Train

  • #12
    Albert Camus
    “Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
    Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
    Walk beside me… just be my friend”
    Albert Camus

  • #13
    Albert Einstein
    “If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #14
    Jarod Kintz
    “She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. 
”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #15
    Jarod Kintz
    “Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #16
    Jarod Kintz
    “She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #17
    Jarod Kintz
    “The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #18
    Jarod Kintz
    “Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you, and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%.” This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #19
    Jarod Kintz
    “Divorce is the second worst event in a person’s life. The worst event, of course, is marriage.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #20
    Jarod Kintz
    “I fell in love with her the moment she was late, though neither one of us knew it at the time because she hadn’t arrived yet.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #21
    Jarod Kintz
    “Love is a peaceful feeling, like a flower hugging a butterfly.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #22
    Jarod Kintz
    “Sometimes I feel I’m just doing a poor impression of a person. Maybe I feel this way because I have no money.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #23
    Jarod Kintz
    “I asked her if she’d give me all her love, and she flatly said no. I got excited because while she said she wouldn’t give me all her love, she said nothing about not wanting to give me some of her love.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #24
    Jarod Kintz
    “I’m standing in misunderstanding. I must have just stepped in it.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #25
    Jarod Kintz
    “I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman she’s standing next to?”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #26
    Jarod Kintz
    “To treat everyone equally is offensive, because it fails to recognize anyone as an individual.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #27
    Jarod Kintz
    “My face doesn’t match my personality. Maybe it would if instead of a mouth I had an asshole in its place.
”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #28
    Jarod Kintz
    “My life motto: My brakes are broke, but luckily my gas pedal works just fine.
”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #29
    Jarod Kintz
    “Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. Well, this week. Last week her hair was dyed blonde, and she had blue eyes. Or maybe that was a different woman. I don’t know. All I know is that she is my soul mate.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #30
    Jarod Kintz
    “I was alone in that room. Of course, there were bodies all around, but they were all dead. They were dead when I got there. Well, most of them were dead. The last few I had to strangle so I could enjoy some solitude.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title



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