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  • #1
    Colleen Hoover
    “Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.”
    Colleen Hoover, Slammed

  • #2
    Mel Brooks
    “I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”
    Mel Brooks

  • #3
    David Sedaris
    “Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit...”
    David Sedaris

  • #4
    Gilles Deleuze
    “Shit on your whole mortifying, imaginary, and symbolic theater!”
    Gilles Deleuze, Anti-Oedipus: Capitalism and Schizophrenia

  • #5
    Stephen  King
    “oh shit it's shit”
    Stephen King, Different Seasons

  • #6
    Anthony Liccione
    “There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.”
    Anthony Liccione

  • #7
    Haruki Murakami
    “It's easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit.”
    Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

  • #8
    Madeleine Urban
    “This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit."

    -Ty Henderson”
    Madeleine Urban

  • #9
    “If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit”
    Doug Stanhope

  • #10
    Jim Lawrence
    “One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!!

    The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”
    Jim Lawrence

  • #11
    “Things are called shit for a reason, dear.”
    Chloe Jun

  • #12
    Munia Khan
    “A dung beetle couple in love constantly proves that you still can be in love living on shit.”
    Munia Khan

  • #13
    “Out of all the piles of dirt, garbage, and shit we have been handed, we can grow a patch of daisies.”
    Patti Feuereisen, Invisible Girls: The Truth About Sexual Abuse

  • #14
    Tijan
    “A growl came from the back of my throat. I looked like shit. I felt like shit. I wasn't ready to deal with her shit.”
    Tijan, Fallen Crest Public

  • #15
    Stephen  King
    “It wasn't fair, but what is? Life is a crap carnival with shit prizes.”
    Stephen King, Mr. Mercedes

  • #16
    Marguerite Yourcenar
    “His bowels, far greater alchemist than he had ever been, regularly performed the transmutation of corpses, those of beasts and of plants, into living matter, separating the useful from the dross without help from him. Ignis inferioris Naturae: those spirals of brown mud, precisely coiled and still steaming from the decocting process which they have undergone in their mold, this ammoniac and nitric fluid passed into a clay pot, were the visible and fetid proof of work completed in laboratories where we do not intervene. It seemed to Zeno that the disgust of fastidious persons at this refuse, and the obscene laughter of the ignorant, were due less to the fact that these objects offend our senses than to our horror in the presence of the mysterious and ineluctable routines of our bodies.”
    Marguerite Yourcenar, L'Œuvre au noir
    tags: shit

  • #17
    Dubravka Ugrešić
    “…there is, presumably, something in the very nature of shit that makes it so looooooved. And however much the theoreticians of popular culture try to explain why shit ought to be loved, the most attractive aspect of shit is nevertheless its availability. Shit is accessible to everyone, shit is what unites us, we can stumble across shit at every moment, step in it, slip on it, shit followed us wherever we go, shit waits patiently on our doorstep. So who wouldn’t love it! And love alone is the magic formula that can transform shit into gold.”
    Dubravka Ugrešić, Thank You for Not Reading: Essays on Literary Trivia

  • #18
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana
    “Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.”
    Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • #19
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

  • #20
    Karl Marlantes
    “We all have shit on our shoes. We've just got to realize it so we don't track it into the house.”
    Karl Marlantes, What It is Like to Go to War

  • #21
    Josh Stern
    “Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette”
    Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

  • #22
    Trevor D. Richardson
    “We’re better together than we are apart. The American Dream has us looking out for ourselves even at the expense of our neighbors. That shit ain’t true, man.”
    Trevor D. Richardson, Dystopia Boy: The Unauthorized Files

  • #23
    Barbra Annino
    “I thought a shit storm was coming, and I had no umbrella.”
    Barbra Annino, Bloodstone

  • #24
    “When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face.”
    Cristian L. Martinez

  • #25
    Jasper Fforde
    “If it takes us 10 years to get into the shit, it will take us 20 to get out.

    And the journey starts NOW.”
    Jasper Fforde, First Among Sequels



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