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  • #1
    Gordon Korman
    “Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.”
    Gordon Korman

  • #2
    John Steinbeck
    “Learning to read is probably the most difficult and revolutionary thing that happens to the human brain and if you don't believe that, watch an illiterate adult try to do it.”
    John Steinbeck

  • #3
    “If I cannot fly, let me sing.”
    Stephen Sondheim

  • #4
    “Those who wish to sing always find a song.”
    Swedish proverb

  • #6
    Roshani Chokshi
    “Sing as though you're summoning the heavens; silver your voice and bare your throat.”
    Roshani Chokshi, The Vishakanya's Choice

  • #8
    Roman Payne
    “No man sings as beautifully as when his song is accompanied by a woman’s voice.”
    Roman Payne

  • #10
    Stephen Schwartz
    “Those who don't try never look foolish.”
    Stephen Schwartz, Wicked: The Complete Book and Lyrics of the Broadway Musical

  • #11
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #12
    Douglas Adams
    “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    Douglas Adams

  • #13
    J.K. Rowling
    “He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #14
    John Green
    “Some people have lives; some people have music.”
    John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

  • #15
    Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
    “Dear designer of questionable intent,

    Please send me a photo of yourself. Please be wearing the knitted pants that you designed. It's not that I don't believe that there is anyone out there thing enough to wear horizontally stripped trousers knit from chunky wool, it's just that I would like to know whether you are deliberately cruel or whether you are the one woman these would look really great on.”
    Stephanie Pearl-McPhee, At Knit's End: Meditations for Women Who Knit Too Much

  • #16
    Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
    “I will not let the non-knitters of the world decide how normal I am.”
    Stephanie Pearl-MacPhee

  • #17
    Jennie Breeden
    “Knitting keeps me from stabbing people.”
    Jennie Breeden

  • #18
    Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
    “You don't knit because you are patient. You are patient because you knit.”
    Stephanie Pearl-McPhee, Things I Learned From Knitting



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