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    Zoe Forward
    “I really want to punch you right now. Maybe even break your nose.” She rolled her eyes upward, seeking calm. “But I won’t because I like this dress.”
    ― Zoe Forward, His Witch to Keep
    tags: humor, humorous
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    Zoe Forward
    “May you never find satisfaction with another woman."
    "Did you just curse me?”
    ― Zoe Forward, Protecting His Witch
    tags: curse, curses, curses-and-spells, witch
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    Zoe Forward
    “I’ll shoot,” she murmured against his rock-solid pecs, burrowing the muzzle of her Glock into his abdomen.
    “Go ahead, sweetheart. Add it to the tally for the night. It’ll sting like a bitch, but I guarantee it won’t kill me.”
    ― Zoe Forward, Dawn of a Dark Knight
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  • #4
    J.R. Ward
    “Some things are destined to be -- it just takes us a couple of tries
    to get there.”
    ― J.R. Ward, Lover Mine
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    D.D. Barant
    “What happens if I try to run?” I ask as the doors close. (jace)
    “I’ll stop you.” (charlie)
    “You don’t look too quick.” (jace)
    “You’d be surprised.” (charlie)
    “I hate surprises.” (jace)
    “Then don’t run. (charlie)”
    ― D.D. Barant
    tags: barant, dying-bites
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  • #6
    If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use
    “If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: books, reading
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    Zoe Forward
    “�“You swore this deal would be a safe little exchange. I didn�’t sign up for this�—Chinese mafia and Hashishins. I�’m an MD, not special ops.�”
    Kira Hardy in Dawn of a Dark Knight”
    ― Zoe Forward
    tags: action-adventure, paranormal-romance, romance
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  • #8
    Dan Brown
    “Google' is not a synonym for 'research'.”
    ― Dan Brown, The Lost Symbol
    tags: intellect, lost-symbol, research
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  • #9
    Emmuska Orczy
    “They seek him here, they seek him there
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere
    Is he in heaven or is he in hell?
    That demned elusive Pimpernel”
    ― Baroness Emmuska Orczy, The Scarlet Pimpernel
    tags: baroness-emmuska-orczy, scarlet-pimpernel
    289 likes

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  • #10
    Rick Gualtieri
    “This was shaping up to be the worst conference call of my life, even worse than that time I accidentally clogged the school toilet back in the first grade with my Boba Fett figure (I was pretending it was the Sarlaac pit).”
    ― Rick Gualtieri, Holier Than Thou
    tags: humorous
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  • #11
    Rick Gualtieri
    “I'm surprised you're not freaking."
    "I don't freak'" he said bluntly.
    "You kinda did when I burst into flames earlier."
    "You caught me by surprise. Next time, I'll just whip out the marshmallows.”
    ― Rick Gualtieri, Bill the Vampire
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    J.R. Ward
    “Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.”
    ― J.R. Ward, Dark Lover
    tags: humor, jealousy, love
    3887 likes

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  • #13
    J.R. Ward
    “Life is such a glorious trauma, is it not?”
    ― J.R. Ward, Lover Avenged
    tags: black-dagger-brotherhood, jr-ward, life, wrath
    333 likes

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    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “Life isn't finding shelter in the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain.”
    ― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron
    3344 likes

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    Dr. Seuss
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    tags: attributed-no-source, dreams, love, reality, sleep
    127104 likes

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    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    ― Marcus Tullius Cicero
    tags: attributed-no-source, books, simile, soul
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  • #17
    Candace Bushnell
    “Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”
    ― Candace Bushnell, Sex and the City
    tags: love, relationships
    6312 likes

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  • #18
    L.M. Montgomery
    “Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?”
    ― L.M. Montgomery
    tags: beginnings, fresh-start, inspirational, mistake, mistakes, new-day, start-over, tomorrow
    9134 likes

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  • #19
    Robert Frost
    “We love the things we love for what they are.”
    ― Robert Frost
    tags: love, poetry
    11827 likes

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  • #20
    Steve Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: humor, obvious, simile
    35272 likes

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  • #21
    Albert Einstein
    “Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: creativity, fantasy, imagination, inspirational
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  • #22
    Coco Chanel
    “You live but once; you might as well be amusing.”
    ― Coco Chanel
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  • #23
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “Not all those who wander are lost.”
    ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
    tags: bilbo, journey, lost, quest, travel, wander
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  • #24
    Nora Roberts
    “Love and magic have a great deal in common. they enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice.”
    ― Nora Roberts
    tags: humor, love, magic, practice
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    Zoe Forward
    “Why should I trust you?” Her eyes narrowed. “All I really know about you is that you’re not loyal to your girlfriends, you treat one-night stands like crap, and apparently you’ve made quite a name for yourself not only in the business world, but also in the bedroom since we last met.”
    ― Zoe Forward, Protecting His Witch
    tags: humor, humorous, love, trust
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  • #26
    Andy Vogt
    “Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
    Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
    And Live With Passion.”
    ― Andy Vogt
    tags: e-books, erotic-massage, humor, massage, mysteries, paperbacks, romance-funny, romantic-comedy
    39 likes

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  • #27
    Cathy Guisewite
    “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
    ― Cathy Guiswite
    tags: eyes, funny, lemons
    5194 likes

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    Marian Keyes
    “Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
    ― Marian Keyes, Watermelon
    tags: funny, humour, love, relationships, women
    658 likes

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  • #29
    Zoe Forward
    “It's hotter in here than a goat's ass in a pepper patch.”
    ― Zoe Forward, Protecting His Witch
    tags: hilariousness, hyperventilating-from-laughter, sassy-southern-saying
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    Zoe Forward
    “You’re going to be trouble, aren’t you?”
    “Not if you give me everything I want.”
    “We’ll see.”
    ― Zoe Forward, Protecting His Witch
    tags: funny, humor-relationships, humorous-quotes, relationship
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