Hyperventilating From Laughter Quotes

“It's hotter in here than a goat's ass in a pepper patch.”
― Zoe Forward, Protecting His Witch

“I haven't laid eyes on you since the ship docked some three weeks ago, and suddenly here you are, knocking on my door with a stranger at your side, and announcing with no explanation whatsoever, that you and Old Chinese here would very much like to puncture various parts of anatomy. And you actually expect me to comply?”
― Kathleen Bittner Roth, Alanna