Absurd Comedy Quotes

“Heroism, as I have so often discovered, is mostly a matter of turning up in the wrong place with the wrong hat, and then bluffing until everyone applauds.”
― A.R Greenhollow, The Mostly Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder

“It is amazing how often one may be thought heroic simply by being discovered in the wreckage afterwards.”
― A.R Greenhollow, The Secretly Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder

“While my companion lost his heart, I nearly lost my hat — which, in my view, was the graver peril.”
― A.R Greenhollow, The Romantically Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder

“A man does not ask for glory. He generally asks for a sandwich and is appalled by what follows.”
― A.R Greenhollow, The Hopelessly Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder

“It is one thing to scale the Himalayas for glory; quite another to do it for a flower with an unpronounceable Latin name.”
― A.R Greenhollow, The Royally Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder

“Diplomacy is simply war conducted with fountain pens and better tailoring.”
― A.R Greenhollow, The Varyingly Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder

“Cabbages may be humble, but under sufficient velocity they are extremely persuasive.”
― A.R Greenhollow, The Actually Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder

“If the movement has flourished, it is thanks to Baden-Powell’s vision, Dicky’s bandages, and my firm insistence on elevenses.”
― A.R Greenhollow, The Scoutingly Heroic Adventures of Sir Dungchunder

“Superpowers are unnecessary when one has a booming voice, a fine moustache, and an endless supply of puddings.”
― A.R Greenhollow, The Super Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder