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“We have you in common, so I guess misery loves company.”
― Mob Justice: A Scavenger Hunt Thriller
― Mob Justice: A Scavenger Hunt Thriller
“Don’t quit your desk job for stealth combat, my lord. You’d endanger the whole squadron with the noise you make just breathing.”
― Stoneslayer: Book One Scandal
― Stoneslayer: Book One Scandal
“It’s not the box thing’s fault, and it’s actually called a laptop computer which I guess you haven’t heard of? Doris didn’t have one?”
― The Ghost of Seagull Cottage: Inspired by The Ghost and Mrs Muir
― The Ghost of Seagull Cottage: Inspired by The Ghost and Mrs Muir
“Michael laughed. "Preserving your mystique?"
"Something like that."
"Might you and your mystique be free for dinner?”
― Bane
"Something like that."
"Might you and your mystique be free for dinner?”
― Bane
“Heroism, as I have so often discovered, is mostly a matter of turning up in the wrong place with the wrong hat, and then bluffing until everyone applauds.”
― The Mostly Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
― The Mostly Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
“It is amazing how often one may be thought heroic simply by being discovered in the wreckage afterwards.”
― The Secretly Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
― The Secretly Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
“While my companion lost his heart, I nearly lost my hat — which, in my view, was the graver peril.”
― The Romantically Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
― The Romantically Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
“A man does not ask for glory. He generally asks for a sandwich and is appalled by what follows.”
― The Hopelessly Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
― The Hopelessly Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
“It is one thing to scale the Himalayas for glory; quite another to do it for a flower with an unpronounceable Latin name.”
― The Royally Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
― The Royally Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
“Diplomacy is simply war conducted with fountain pens and better tailoring.”
― The Varyingly Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
― The Varyingly Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
“Cabbages may be humble, but under sufficient velocity they are extremely persuasive.”
― The Actually Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
― The Actually Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
“If the movement has flourished, it is thanks to Baden-Powell’s vision, Dicky’s bandages, and my firm insistence on elevenses.”
― The Scoutingly Heroic Adventures of Sir Dungchunder
― The Scoutingly Heroic Adventures of Sir Dungchunder
“Superpowers are unnecessary when one has a booming voice, a fine moustache, and an endless supply of puddings.”
― The Super Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
― The Super Heroic Adventures of Sir Digby Dungchunder
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