Assistant Quotes

“Wait. You work for me?"
"I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.”
― Jim Butcher, Cold Days

“You are either supporting the vision or supporting division”
― Saji Ijiyemi

“Sugar Lips, you have a guest in the fourth dimension. I repeat, you have a guest in the fourth dimension. This is Tijuana Daddy, over and out. ~Julian”
― Jenny B. Jones, Save the Date

“See the healer, Sage. We have a big week ahead of us, and I can’t afford you falling dead on me.”

“I don’t think anyone’s ever died from a bruise on the ass, sir”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Assistant to the Villain

“Told you to get him a bell.”
― Mora Early, Twisted Arrangement

“Observing the wizard’s high magic was his biggest privilege as Kadmeion’s assistant.”
― Lita Burke, Forever Boy

“We got to see a Corsair ship up close – all matt black, no markings, no lights – and practically invisible out here in the dark! What a sight to behold! Most people don’t get to see those bastards up close. That is, for very long! Anyways, the ship was just floating there, no sign of life. Our hails weren’t being answered, and so we assumed the ship was dead in space. Captain Mulligan, gods-rest-his-soul, told me to form a boarding party of security and medics from the sickbay and that we were going over there. We weren’t a military ship, and we’re not Star Marines, so we were lightly armed and quite nervous. I mean, this wasn’t just some of my security section being called out to break up a fight at one of the bars on the promenade, this was serious life-and-death shit! So I said ‘okay’, and told my assistant supervisor, Lisa Garfner, to get them all together. Seven of us shifted over to the other ship with the transmatter (you still use those things, I take it?) not knowing what to expect. It could’ve been anything… and it was. It was crazy.”
― Christina Engela, Space Vacation

“Tell me, Choi Yoori...are your lips as soft as they look?”
― Con.Template, Welcome to the Underworld

“Your dreams get perfect assistant if it goes connecting with great people.”
― Israelmore Ayivor, Shaping the dream

“Our dreams come to light not because we're the luckiest or most blessed, but the silent voices(voices out of the glare of the public) behind the scenes helped shown our light.”
― Wisdom Kwashie Mensah, THE HONEYMOON: A SACRED AND UNFORGETTABLE SAVOUR OF A BLISSFUL MARITAL JOURNEY

“I was the assistant to Andrea Ghez, the fourth woman to be awarded the Nobel Prize in physics.”
― Steven Magee

“Most people aren’t lazy; they just need a little push to get going.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson, Before You Doubt Yourself: Pep Talks and other Crucial Discussions

“Pete Skyllas grew a small business with only one assistant to a $1 million a month operation with 22 trucks and close to 70 employees.”
― Pete Skyllas

“It’s going to be fine. What’s the worst that could happen? — The last time you said that we ended up in lockdown for a year.”
― Lindsey Kelk, On a Night Like This

“I’ve found when people are around me, they’re either completely silent or they can’t stop talking, And if I had to choose, I’d take peace and quiet over a gobshite any day.”
― Lindsey Kelk, On a Night Like This

“In my experience, the richer they are, the more up front they are about being a cock.”
― Lindsey Kelk, On a Night Like This

“Having a lot of friends is overrated. Quality, not quantity, right?”
― Lindsey Kelk, On a Night Like This

“A proposal shouldn’t be an apology.”
― Lindsey Kelk, On a Night Like This

“You don’t break up with someone when you’re so unhappy you can’t even talk to your best friend about it”
― Lindsey Kelk, On a Night Like This

“I don’t know which is more frightening, the thought of staying and things being like this forever or the thought of leaving and having no clue what I’m getting myself into.”
― Lindsey Kelk

“I don’t know much about relationships, but I do know about blaming yourself for something someone else did wrong and burying your needs so deep it’s practically impossible to dig them back up.”
― Lindsey Kelk, On a Night Like This

“and I realized there are moments in our lives where we all need someone to remind us we’re allowed to be happy.”
― Lindsey Kelk, On a Night Like This

“He was taller than me, but not so tall that it would be the first thing you’d tell people about him, not when you could wax lyrical about his eyes for months on end. They were dark brown, sloping downwards at the corners ever so slightly, and when he smiled, his entire face came alive.”
― Lindsey Kelk, On a Night Like This

“I thought we agreed I can take care of myself? — Oh, I know you absolutely can. But I also want you to know, you don’t have to. — Be still, my beating heart.”
― Lindsey Kelk, On a Night Like This

“You’re very easy to talk to, did you know that?”
― Lindsey Kelk, On a Night Like This

“I might not have a million friends or a big family to turn to, but I had someone who saw me for who I was and loved me because of it, not in spite of it.”
― Lindsey Kelk, On a Night Like This