Bourbon Quotes

“I GOT BOURBON-FACED ON SHIT STREET!”
― Kresley Cole, Poison Princess

“The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American public, who would rather watch TV or play video games or electronically inform friends that, like, 'rain sucks!' But there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink.”
― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

“My mama always told me there are few things a good hug can't cure, and those things are what bourbon's for.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Burn for You

“Bourbon, Kentucky bourbon especially, is like Dante’s Inferno in a glass, fire walks down your throat, lungs, and heart and everything in between with an unpleasant after-taste. We got along just fine.”
― Bruce Crown, Forlorn Passions

“You. Aren’t you one of those Morgan boys? You must be the bad one.”
― Teri Anne Stanley, Drunk on You

“I think I can shelve the big plans of Netflix, bourbon, and anxiety attacks for a night,” Nate responded.”
― Katherine McIntyre, Stronger Than Hope

“and what could be more terrifying and beautiful to souls like the Greeks or our own than to lose control completely; to throw off the chains of being for an instant; to shatter the accident of our mortal selves.”
― Donna Tartt, The Secret History

“Father Sams, a mirthful shaman, looked at a nighted photograph of actress Lar Park Lincoln beneath his glass of bourbon con hielo.”
― Jarrett McCall, The Breathing Advocate

“He poured this to the brim with good bourbon (Miss Elling knew it was good bourbon because she had helped herself to a snifter from the flask during his luncheon absence on her third day in his employ) and spent ten minutes sipping the drink.”
― Matthew Blood

“A friend comes over with a Ouija board.
It spells out: Bourbon. Where’s the band?

Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t
have fun.”
― Kelli Russell Agodon, Hourglass Museum

“Lust was edging confusion for the lead. Good sense had fallen far behind.”
― Teri Anne Stanley, Drunk on You

“…It was like he waved his magic wang, and I totally forgot how I’m not a gullible teenager anymore.”
― Teri Anne Stanley, Drunk on You

“Leaving the feasibility of testicular transplants alone for the moment, she said, “It was mostly my mistake.”
― Teri Anne Stanley, Drunk on You

“Ever had Fighting Cock?”
“You talking about the bourbon or some sex position I haven’t tried yet?” Paris asked.”
― Tiffany Reisz, The Bourbon Thief

“During his tenure as solicitor general Marshall solidified his relationship with LBJ over bourbon and Dr Pepper.”
― Evan Mandery, A Wild Justice: The Death and Resurrection of Capital Punishment in America

“It's not synthetic; it's from before the war, made from genuine mash.”
― Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

“Ritual isn’t just repetition—it’s memory you can taste.”
(—Smoke & Oak: The Shared Legacy of Bourbon and Cigars)”
― Sebastian Saviano, Smoke & Oak: The Shared Legacy of Bourbon and Cigars: An American Story of Craft, Culture & the Science of a Perfect Pairing