Ouija Quotes

“Wind warns November’s done with. The blown leaves make bat-shapes, Web-winged and furious.”
― Sylvia Plath, The Collected Poems

“I'm a witch, not a Ouija board."
--Rowan Gant (Perfect Trust: A Rowan Gant Investigation)”
― M. R. Sellars

“Shakespeare wrote Moby-Dick, using Melville as a Ouija board.”
― Ray Bradbury

“Learning shamanism solely from a book is like running with a razor sharp Ouija board.”
― S. Kelley Harrell

“He held up his hands in surrender. “I’m not here to start trouble. I am just doing some research for my thesis.”

“If you don’t get out of this bar, you are going to be writing your thesis via Ouija board.”
― Jessica Fortunato, Nocturnal Embers

“We were teenage ghost hunters, Ouija enthusiasts, and would have shouted after any Bigfoot who dared to show itself. Better to die becoming another spooky story for cable shows than miss learning an occult truth.”
― Thomm Quackenbush, Holidays with Bigfoot

“Greek oracles were like living Ouija boards. They communicated with the gods rather than the dead. It’s funny the way people imagine making contact with the Devil via Ouija, but never with God. Will God not come if summoned?”
― Rob Armstrong, The Ordinary Necromancers: The Science of Ouija

“A friend comes over with a Ouija board.
It spells out: Bourbon. Where’s the band?

Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t
have fun.”
― Kelli Russell Agodon, Hourglass Museum

“What sort of danger is facing Ellie Green?” Crystal asked the board.
The planchette began to move again. Slowly this time, tracing the letters determinedly, it spelled another single word: MURDER.”
― Ashley Lister, Fearless

“Karaoke machines are evil-er than Ouija boards. They just keep coming back!”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“It’s not just the Spirit World that Ouija can reach. It can explore a realm every bit as strange, that of the unconscious mind, the mind of which we know nothing, precisely because it’s unconscious. Yet it’s an aspect of our own mind. Isn’t it bizarre that our own “hidden” mind is the biggest, and closest, mystery in our life!”
― Rob Armstrong, The Ordinary Necromancers: The Science of Ouija

“The Ouija board brought necromancy to the ordinary people. It democratized necromancy. It’s a portal to the dead, to the afterlife, to the Spirit World. But it’s a somewhat basic technology, a poor man’s version of the phone. What would you do if you had a special smartphone that allowed you direct communication with the dead – a Necrophone? Would you use it all the time? Would it be the most popular gadget of all time? Or would people be scared to use it? Would it make people too sad? Would it provoke a suicide epidemic?”
― Rob Armstrong, The Ordinary Necromancers: The Science of Ouija

“Fortune-telling that employs psychokinesis [such as table tilting and ouija boards] is very unreliable. The movements of the table or the apparent accuracy of the messages spelt out on the ouija board can be very convincing. Spiritual forces can work through these techniques [...] but the sitter's inner fears and hopes can influence the 'communication'.”
― Craig Hamilton-Parker, Your Psychic Powers: A Beginner's Guide