Bra Quotes (17 quotes)

“I had an interview once with some German journalist—some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists—maybe a week after—and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, ‘It’s impolite; remove your glasses.’ I said, ‘Do I ask you to remove your bra?”
― Karl Lagerfeld

tags: bra, chanel, communists, designer, fashion, glasses, huge, interview, journalist, karl-lagerfeld, polite, quote, quotes, sunglasses, sweater, woman, women, yellow

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“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“What do you think for dinner? I know it’s important I don’t show you up.” Something soft and red filled his lust-hazed vision. “With this first one, I can’t wear a bra because it’s backless…” She swapped it out for something dark. “…but this second one is a little low-cut. Bra or no bra?”

Think, man, think. The fate of the universe depended on the answer to this question.”
― Kate Meader, Even the Score

tags: bra, brazen, chicago, hunter-dade, lingerie, tall-dark-and-texan, tess-mckenzie, texans

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“With the right lingerie, you don't need clothes.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

tags: anthony-t-hincks, bra, clothes, knickers, lingerie, quote-of-the-day, sensuality, underwear, victoria-s-secret

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“Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

tags: bad-friend, bra, decisions, disappointment, ex-friends, favorite-bra, let-down

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“I put the bra in brand, and I top it!”
― Natalya Vorobyova, Better to be able to love than to be loveable

tags: bra, brand, branding, clever, humor, top, tops, wordplay

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“I look at the check once more and then fold and tuck it into my bra. It's not every day a girl gets to be up close and personal with this much money.”
― Laura Castoro, Icing on the Cake

tags: bra, humor, money

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“He said 'That! Put that in your purse! I don't like that!' when I took off my brassiere. It remained there, though, curled up on his wooden floor, curled awkwardly for a piece of clothing, not awkwardly if it had been something else perhaps, a creature.

"Idea”
― Diane Williams, Some Sexual Success Stories Plus Other Stories in Which God Might Choose to Appear

tags: bra, brassiere

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“The various forms of electromagnetic radiation were extensively proven harmful to human health decades ago. The air is electrified, the ground is electrified, the water is electrified, your metal mattress is electrified, your metal under wired bra is electrified, your children are electrified, and you are electrified. Unfortunately, we are in the electromagnetic radiation epidemic.”
― Steven Magee, Solar Radiation, Global Warming and Human Disease

tags: ago, air, bra, children, decades, electrified, electromagnetic, epidemic, extensively, forms, ground, harmful, health, human, mattress, metal, proven, radiation, under, underwired, unfortunately, various, water, you

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“Lingerie makes me feel emotions that I keep hidden beneath my clothes.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

tags: anthony-t-hincks, bra, clothes, emotions, knickers, lingerie, quote-of-the-day, sensuality, sexiness, underwear

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“Helping undo her Sieve Demi Bra and French Cut Briefs a thural wood patchouli scent spices the air as I am rendered nearly unconscious by the salient visual of her glorious figure.”
― Luca Evola, Arabala

tags: bra, briefs, figure, glorious, naked, patchouli, romance

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“Ray was always of the opinion that a handful was more than enough. Anything else just tends to sag, once it’s out of a bra.”
― Jason Medina, A Ghost In New Orleans

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“Having studied the toxic biological effects of wireless radio frequency (RF) radiation, I find it amazing that women will willfully strap on two radio frequency antennas to their breasts in the form of an underwired bra. The wireless industry knows the underwired bra as a dipole antenna or doublet.”
― Steven Magee

tags: amazing, antenna, antennas, biological, bra, breast, breasts, dipole, doublet, frequency, industry, radiation, radio, rf, strap, studied, toxic, under, underwired, wired, wireless, woman, women

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“I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications.”
― Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride

tags: ass, bargain, bra, complications, dirty-jokes, panties, perfect-girl, real

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“Millions of females strive to give and to maintain the impression that they are male, so there is an untapped market for what one might call a pull-down bra.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: boobs, bra, breast, breasts, gay, homosexual, homosexuality, lesbian, lesbianism, lingerie

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“It's my underwear that dictates my mood for the day.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

tags: anthony-t-hincks, bra, lingerie, nickers, quote-of-the-day, sensuality, under-garments, underwear

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“My underwear is the on the road to my emotions.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

tags: anthony-t-hincks, bra, knickers, lingerie, quote-of-the-day, sensuality, under-garments, underwear

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