Potty Training Quotes (5 quotes)

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children one-at-a-time; you ought to be able to call out bullshit blindly, in about a million different ways & plays. My potty-training days have long been over...so what fool retards at their wisdom stage? For this chief reason, I could show you better than tell you, try as you might: you cannot change grown ups diapers in life, who think you don't know how 'full of shit' they are today.”
― Tracey Bond

tags: bullshit, changing-diapers, diapers, full-of-shit, grown, potty-training, raising-children, wisdom-quotes

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“Being Brave is not having no fears, but trying something even if you are scared- Just one step at a time.”
― Zhanneta Fuzaylova, Aliens, Ninjas, and Poop: Children Who Withhold Their Poop

tags: diapers, inspirational-quotes, potty-training

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“Son of Jaws: Final Flush by Stewart Stafford

The toilet monster is dead,
He’d been looking flushed,
A plunger sucked its face off,
I don’t miss it, I’m not pushed.

The innocent never had a clue,
Sat on the porcelain throne seat,
They'd kissed their backsides goodbye,
Derrières on rows of razor teeth.

A call of nature, but none returned,
After closing the bathroom locks,
Shoes and knickers found later,
Twisted around frantic socks.

The awful beast left the building,
No critiques of the notorious dead,
But words can't describe the relief,
When I sit down now to use the head.

© 2025, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.”
― Stewart Stafford

tags: childhood-fears, dark-humor, domestic-horror, horror-comedy, jaws, parenting, parody, poetry, potty-training, toilet-humor

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