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“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“Aideen grinned. "That's why God invented push up bras."

I gave her a get-real look. "God didn't create push up bras, man did."

Aideen shrugged. "True, but God planted the idea in man's mind. Put it on.”
― L.A. Casey, Alec

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“A push-up bra makes it possible for a woman to show off great breasts … she does not have.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms

tags: boobs, breast-implants, breasts, cleavage, deception, great-breasts, mgtow, pessimism, push-up-bra, push-up-bras

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