Cleavage Quotes

“First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show.”
― Elisabeth Dale

“I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know, I am also a girl. I'm one of the three wise MEN. And it's gay to think that James Bond is hot.”
― john green

“While I was critical of many things when it came to so-called Western civilization, cleavage was not one of them.”
― Viet Thanh Nguyen, The Sympathizer

“Baseball was a safe bet. Baseball also didn't have a girlfriend. Then again, baseball didn't have big brown eyes or show a little hint of cleavage under its uniforms. Decisions, decisions.”
― Rachel Spangler, Heart of the Game

“Unless its done on purpose, crumbs and cleavage don't go together.”
― Donna Lynn Hope

“I don’t mind driving.”
“Can you see the road over your tits?”
Nora glanced down at her rather out-of-control cleavage. “Okay,” Nora said. “You drive.”
― Tiffany Reisz, The Priest

“All this time I kept my gaze fixed on hers, an enormously difficult task given the gravitational pull exerted by her cleavage. While I was critical of many things when it came to so-called Western civilization, cleavage was not one of them. The Chinese might have invented gunpowder and the noodle, but the West had invented cleavage, with profound if underappreciated implications.”
― Viet Thanh Nguyen, The Sympathizer

“A push-up bra makes it possible for a woman to show off great breasts … she does not have.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms

“You need to train him to sleep elsewhere,' said the dust-wife, disapprovingly. 'Otherwise you'll have a rooster who thinks he should dive headfirst in to your cleavage when he wants to roost.'

'It's been a while since any man wanted to dive in to my cleavage,' said Agnes. 'It might be a nice change.'

'Not when the spurs grow in.'

'Oh, well, probably not.”
― T. Kingfisher, Nettle & Bone

“Principals hired that teacher you had a crush on in high school because she had the sense to wear a tight shirt and "forget" a few buttons.”
― Valentine Glass, The Temptation of Eden

“When a subject people moves toward freedom, they are not creating a cleavage, but are revealing the cleavage which apologists of the old order have sought to conceal. It is not the movement for integration which is creating a cleavage in the United states today. The depth of the cleavage that existed, the true nature of which the moderates failed to see and make clear, is being revealed by the resistance to integration.”
― Martin Luther King Jr., Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story