Cleavage Quotes

“First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show.”
― Elisabeth Dale

“I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know, I am also a girl. I'm one of the three wise MEN. And it's gay to think that James Bond is hot.”
― john green

“While I was critical of many things when it came to so-called Western civilization, cleavage was not one of them.”
― Viet Thanh Nguyen, The Sympathizer

“Baseball was a safe bet. Baseball also didn't have a girlfriend. Then again, baseball didn't have big brown eyes or show a little hint of cleavage under its uniforms. Decisions, decisions.”
― Rachel Spangler, Heart of the Game

“Unless its done on purpose, crumbs and cleavage don't go together.”
― Donna Lynn Hope

“I don’t mind driving.”
“Can you see the road over your tits?”
Nora glanced down at her rather out-of-control cleavage. “Okay,” Nora said. “You drive.”
― Tiffany Reisz, The Priest

“All this time I kept my gaze fixed on hers, an enormously difficult task given the gravitational pull exerted by her cleavage. While I was critical of many things when it came to so-called Western civilization, cleavage was not one of them. The Chinese might have invented gunpowder and the noodle, but the West had invented cleavage, with profound if underappreciated implications.”
― Viet Thanh Nguyen, The Sympathizer

“A push-up bra makes it possible for a woman to show off great breasts … she does not have.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms

“You need to train him to sleep elsewhere,' said the dust-wife, disapprovingly. 'Otherwise you'll have a rooster who thinks he should dive headfirst in to your cleavage when he wants to roost.'

'It's been a while since any man wanted to dive in to my cleavage,' said Agnes. 'It might be a nice change.'

'Not when the spurs grow in.'

'Oh, well, probably not.”
― T. Kingfisher, Nettle & Bone

“Principals hired that teacher you had a crush on in high school because she had the sense to wear a tight shirt and "forget" a few buttons.”
― Valentine Glass, The Temptation of Eden