Bruh Moment Quotes

“Assassin?” I repeated, numb. “You wanted me to kill for you?!”

“What else were you going to do? Seduce the other side into accepting us with good orgasms?”
― Marie Mistry, A Demon's Horns

“At least I know you are American.”

Crap! “What? I bloody am not…mate.”

“That could be the worst Australian accent I have ever heard.”

“That’s because…I’m British. Jolly good. Pip, pip! Long live the queen!”

He flicked me an amused glance and kept tapping keys. “Not British either.”

“Alright, fine, I’m a lass from Ireland. Top of the morning, boyo!”

“So you are not in Australia, England or Ireland. Thank you.”
― A. Kirk, Drop Dead Demons

“The thorns reminded me of the way your arrow pierced me so sweetly,” he says with a sigh. “And the pink blossom reminded me of your hair, and how it would look fanned out over my chest after an intense love-making session.”

I groan and bury my head in my hands.
“What. The. Actual. Fuck.”
― Raven Kennedy, Crimes of Cupidity

“Why are you walking like that?” he clipped at me and I immediately straightened, sharing a look with Sin.

“I crushed his balls a minute ago,”

“Why?” Hastings balked.

“He likes it,” Sin answered, smooth as fucking butter and I chewed the inside of my cheek to bite back my irritation.

“Why would you like something like that?” Hastings asked me in alarm.

“I just…do,” I said, feigning enthusiasm. “Nothing like a knee to the balls or a fist squeezing them until I nearly black out.”

“By the stars,”
― Caroline Peckham, Alpha Wolf

“They’re total players. Sexy as fuck, sure. But they’re supposed to be a nightmare in the sack.”

“A nightmare? Like in a good or bad way?”

Lollie’s look was so incredulous even her snakes seemed taken aback. “Is there a good kind of nightmare?”
― Aiden Pierce, Circus Creeps