Charley Quotes

“Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way.
"It's three thirty in the morning."
"Okay. Want coffee?”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

“Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction.
I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve.
“Wut the foock?”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“You would use your body to get what you want?"
"In a heartbeat."
He was hurt. I could feel it echo through him. He stepped closer again, leveled his face inches from mine, and whispered in the softest of voices, “Whore.”
― Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

“She looked at me, confused. “He hardly knew me. My parents dated and got married before we knew what happened. Let’s just say we were not
brought into the loop on that decision.”

“That’s weird. I wasn’t brought into the loop with my parents’ marriage either.”

“Really? How old were you?”

“Twelve months.”

She giggled. “I can’t imagine why they didn’t ask your opinion.”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“That's my entire weekend. I had plans"

"A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She looked at me like I lost my mind.


"Have you even seen the Salvatore brothers? Holy mother of gingersnaps.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“I was always a dreamer, in childhood especially. People thought I was a little strange.”
― Charley Pride, Pride: The Charley Pride Story

“My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to
me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the
matter. Denise and I never really clicked.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“Do you know how hard it is to diet with a name like Cookie?” “That’s so weird.” I stared off into space, marveling at the similarities of our situation. “It’s hard to diet with a name like Charley, too”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

“Fans are what make a performer and I've always taken them seriously.”
― Charley Pride, Pride: The Charley Pride Story

“APD'deki sorumluluklarımı bir kenara bırakıp Reyes'e bakmak için hapishaneye mi gitmeliydim? Yoksa APD'deki sorumluluklarımın hepsini Cookie'nin üzerine yıkıp Reyes'e bakmak için hapishaneye gitmeliydim?”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“Unle Blob," I said, fighting my tongue's refusal to work right.

"I know you're upset, Charley, but that's no reason to call me names.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light