First Grave On The Right Quotes

“Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to
me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the
matter. Denise and I never really clicked.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“-¿Te has roto algo? -La voz del tío Bob se había suavizado.
-Los párpados, creo. No puedo abrirlos.
Oí una risotada entre dientes.
-Si fueras otra persona, te diría que los párpados no pueden romperse. Pero considerando que eres tú...
Esbocé una débil sonrisa.
-¿Entonces soy especial?
Resopló y presionó con delicadeza aquí y allá en busca de huesos rotos y cosas por el estilo.
-"Especial" no se acerca a describirte, querida mía.”
― Charley Davidson