Come Quotes (101 quotes)

“I know it's a crock of shit. I ain't offering you happily-ever-after. I'm offering you... happily-maybe-sometimes-ever-after. Sort of. You know, with warts and shit." -Thayer”
― Wally Lamb, She’s Come Undone

tags: come, lamb, she-s, undone, wally

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“No. Don't never go looking for love girl. Just wait. It'll come. Like the rain fallin' from the heaven, it'll come. Just don't never give up on love.”
― Sonia Sanchez, Shake Loose My Skin: New and Selected Poems

tags: come, heaven, love, never, wait

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“If it comes, let it come. If it stays, let it stay. If it goes, let it go.”
― Nicholas Sparks, Two By Two

tags: come, go, let-it-go, love, nicholas-sparks, stay, two-by-two

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“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: a-bit-on-the-side, a-play-on-words, abstruse, adultery, affair, ambiguity, ambiguous, ambivalent, amour, aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, arguable, be-unfaithful, came, carrying-on, catch, catch-read-handed, caught, caught-red-handed, cheat, cheater, cheaters, come, coming, commit-adultery, cuckoldry, debatable, disloyalty, doubtful, dubious, equivocal, extramarital, extramarital-sex, falseness, fling, fool-around, fooling-around, funny, hanky-panky, hilarious, humor, humorous, humour, imprecise, infidelity, joke, jokes, language, liaison, obscure, open-to-argument, open-to-debate, orgasm, orgasms, play-around, play-on-words, playing-around, pun, puns, red-handed, satire, secret, semen, sex, sexual-intercourse, sperm, spermatozoa, spermatozoon, sperms, stray, two-time, two-timing, uncertain, unclear, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, vague, walk-on, walked-on

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“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: abortion, abortions, adage, adages, aphorism, aphorisms, axiom, axioms, come, conceive, conception, condom, condoms, contraceptive, contraceptives, deep, dictum, dictums, ejaculate, ejaculation, epigram, epigrams, gnome, gnomes, human, human-beings, humanity, humans, humor, humour, insightful, made-me-think, make-you-think, maxim, maxims, miscarriage, miscarriages, orgasm, orgasms, people, pleasure, population, pregnancy, pregnant, procreate, procreation, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quotes, reproduce, reproduction, satire, satirical, saying, sayings, semen, sex, sexual-intercourse, sperm, sperms, the-pill, thought-provoking, thoughtful, thousand

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“May be you are gone,but that doesn’t make me come back”
― Munia Khan

tags: back, come, disappear, gone, live, make, maybe, myself, perhaps, you

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“Nothing that makes one hard is wicked and the only crime in the world is to refuse oneself that pleasure.”
― Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom

tags: come, hard, pleasure, wicked

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“Do you ever go back?"
Ruthann nods, "When I need to remember where I came from, or where I'm headed.”
― Jodi Picoult, Vanishing Acts

tags: come, head-to, remember

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did sins in the beginning?
Master of Stupidity: If the saviour must come, why should He prevent that?”
― Toba Beta

tags: come, life, saviour, sin, truth

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“Success will not come to you like a baby who came to his mother”
― Isra

tags: come, efforts, success

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“Come to California...and bathe in fire red sunlight!”
― Steven Magee

tags: bathe, california, come, filter, fire, light, red, smoke, sunlight, toxic

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“Now, if anyone in this room or the world finds those two words decadent, obscene, immoral, amoral, asexual, the words 'to come' really make you feel uncomfortable, if you think I'm rank for saying it to you, you the beholder think it's rank for listening to it, you probably can't come. And then you're of no use, because that's the purpose of life, to re-create it.”
― Lenny Bruce, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People

tags: come, comedy, funny, lenny-bruce, obscenity, purpose-of-life, stand-up

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“come” is the spelling you use when you’re making it a verb and “cum” is the noun, the actual ejaculate.”
― Medium magazine

tags: come, coming, cum, erotica, grammar, grammar-nazi, sexual

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“Death comes so fast that sometimes it misses us. (La mort arrive si vite Que des fois elle nous rate)”
― Charles de Leusse

tags: arriver, charlesdeleusse, come, death, fast, miss, mort, rater, vite

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“Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come...”
― Nitya Prakash

tags: come, happy

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“Come straight to me if you are straight”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

tags: come, straight

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“Come and get me, Covid-19.”
― Steven Magee

tags: come, coronavirus, covid-19, fearless, flu, mankind, pandemic, ready, survival

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“Come to California...and burn!”
― Steven Magee

tags: burn, california, change, climate, come, dry, fire, forest, lightning, warming

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“Come to California...and breathe the toxic smoke!”
― Steven Magee

tags: breathe, california, come, environmental, fire, forest, illness, lungs, smoke, toxic

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“Come to California...and enjoy the orange daylight!”
― Steven Magee

tags: california, come, daylight, enjoy, environment, fire, forest, orange, pollution, smoke

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“COME. CONNECT. CONSTRUCT.”
― Shreesham Pandey

tags: come, connect, construct, inspirational, life, love, pandey, poetry, quotes, shreesham

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“If you want to know what insanity is like, come and see me.”
― Steven Magee

tags: come, crazy, illness, insanity, know, like, mental, mind, see, thought

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“Enlightenment can come from the darkest places.”
― Steven Magee

tags: come, dark, darkest, discoveries, discovery, enlightenment, knowledge, night, places, wisdom

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“Many people that come to Tucson develop allergies after living there for a prolonged period of time.”
― Steven Magee, Hypoxia, Mental Illness & Chronic Fatigue

tags: allergies, come, develop, living, many, people, period, prolonged, time, tucson

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“We come from dirt and we return to dirt.”
― Steven Magee

tags: born, come, dirt, earth, eat, food, ground, grow, return, soil

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“Category 6 supermassive hurricanes will be like nothing that has come before them!”
― Steven Magee

tags: 6, before, category, come, cyclones, hurricanes, like, nothing, supermassive, tropical

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“Come to Florida...and lose everything!”
― Steven Magee

tags: come, covid-19, dead, drown, everything, florida, hurricane, ian, lose, pandemic

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“My girlfriend would offer to pay for hotels for her secret lovers to come and visit her!”
― Steven Magee

tags: affairs, come, girlfriend, her, hotels, lovers, offer, pay, secret, visit

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“We are drowning in garbage. That's how we come to the fore.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, come, drown, ecology, environment, garbage, green, save, world

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“Kilian: I’m with Theo on this one. Why is Gabriel calling you a puppy?

Isobel: He told me to come and I came.

Kilian: …

Isobel: What?

Kilian: …

Isobel: Seriously? What?”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

tags: ayo, came, come, dirty-minded, double-meaning, innocent, sus

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