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“Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, comfort-station, defecate, defecation, faeces, fart, farted, farts, feces, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, humour, joke, jokes, lavatory, loo, narcissism, powder-room, restroom, satire, shit, toilet, toilets, urinal, vanity, washroom

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“Pets enrich our lives...and poop on our floors!”
― Steven Magee

tags: animal, cat, defecate, dog, enrich, floor, lives, mess, pet, poop

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“Just as one has no choice but to defecate, one has no choice but to get married. If your mind remains single, then there is no problem. However, one has no choice but marry if the mind is already married.”
― Dada Bhagwan

tags: choice, defecate, mind, spiritual, spiritual-quotes

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“Big poops cure everything!”
― Steven Magee

tags: big, cure, defecate, everything, expel, lose, poops, toxins, waste, weight

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“High doses of vitamin E gave me looser stools!”
― Steven Magee, Pandemic Supplements

tags: defecate, high-doses, looser, nutrition, nutritionist, poop, poops, stools, supplements, vitamin-e

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“It is not a cleansing poop unless you use the whole toilet roll!”
― Steven Magee

tags: cleansing-poop, colon-cleanse, defecate, it-is-not, loose-stools, poop, sloppy-poops, toilet-roll, unless, whole

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