Big Books of 2026

Defecate Quotes

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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, comfort-station, defecate, defecation, faeces, fart, farted, farts, feces, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, humour, joke, jokes, lavatory, loo, narcissism, powder-room, restroom, satire, shit, toilet, toilets, urinal, vanity, washroom
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Steven Magee
“Pets enrich our lives...and poop on our floors!”
― Steven Magee
tags: animal, cat, defecate, dog, enrich, floor, lives, mess, pet, poop
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Dada Bhagwan
“Just as one has no choice but to defecate, one has no choice but to get married. If your mind remains single, then there is no problem. However, one has no choice but marry if the mind is already married.”
― Dada Bhagwan
tags: choice, defecate, mind, spiritual, spiritual-quotes
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Steven Magee
“Big poops cure everything!”
― Steven Magee
tags: big, cure, defecate, everything, expel, lose, poops, toxins, waste, weight
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Steven Magee
“High doses of vitamin E gave me looser stools!”
― Steven Magee, Pandemic Supplements
tags: defecate, high-doses, looser, nutrition, nutritionist, poop, poops, stools, supplements, vitamin-e
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Steven Magee
“It is not a cleansing poop unless you use the whole toilet roll!”
― Steven Magee
tags: cleansing-poop, colon-cleanse, defecate, it-is-not, loose-stools, poop, sloppy-poops, toilet-roll, unless, whole
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