Fantasy Humor Quotes

“It’s a little-known fact, but Unicorns are something like 20% paint, and their horns are stolen exclusively from endangered species.”
― Jeff Mach, There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord

“My wife was rather surprised when it was the platter that shattered, not my face.”
- Zevryn the Everborn”
― Edwin McRae

“Oh, have you raised a dead dragon yet?”
― Allan Walsh, Making Magic

“Exactly. Though I consider myself adequately knowledgeable, I'm no doctor. Humans aren't my specialty.”
― Megan Carroll, Breed: Prophecy Reawakened

“Oh, a guest. Wonderful, we have a hunger for some new magic in this group.”
― Allan Walsh, Making Magic

“You need to stop listening to others telling you what you can't do and prove them wrong.”
― Allan Walsh, Making Magic

“Read books that inspire your imagination and feed your soul.”
― J.W. Zarek, The Devil Pulls the Strings

“Violet was not the heir to the throne of Bodhiasphere.
She was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Which was unlucky... for her.”
― Beady Vries, Adaline and the Sphere

“You got a name for it? All the best ones have names I hear.”

“Sword.”

“Creative.”
― L.P. Cowling, Zekel

“Good palm wine always made a bad situation better.”
― Tony Debajo, A Heart Full of Malice