Good Laugh Quotes

“You sure you don't want to go?” Grandma Mazur asked my mother.
“I didn't know Moogey Bues,” my mother told her. “I've got better things to do than to go to a viewing of a perfect stranger.”
“I wouldn't go either,” Grandma Mazur said, “but I'm helping Stephanie with this here manhunt. Maybe Kenny Mancuso will show up, and Stephanie will need some extra muscle. I was watching Television, and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down.”
“She's your responsibility,” my mother said to me. “She sticks her fingers in anybody's eyes I'm holding you accountable.”
― Janet Evanovich, Two for the Dough

“- Dar nu transform fete în salamandre decât marțea. Norocul tău că e miercuri, ziua în care beau un pahar cu sânge de orfan la cină.”
― Margaret Rogerson, Sorcery of Thorns