Jamaican Relationship Quotes

“Dating some people is like recurring decimal. You meet them at number one (1) and some you meet them at zero (0) and it never improves and it never gets worse. Dating them is like…0.55555555555555. You never get back where you start. It don’t get worse and it doesn’t get better. You haven’t even started. You go backwards and it plateaus and stays on one level.”
― Crystal Evans, The Fairy Tale Complex II

“If a guy is more committed to a process end game that signals “not you” than he is to winning your affection then he doesn’t want you.
Simpler terms. If when you fall out he can go weeks or months without speaking to you.
Yet when you were on good terms he could not commit to seeing you and speaking to you every day. He didn’t like you.
If he is more committed to the process of cutting you off than he was trying to gain your affection.
He doesn’t like you.”
― Crystal Evans, 100 Dating Tips for Jamaican Women

“A man trying to convince me to accept terms I am not interested in:
Me: Sir I am trilingual, I speak English, Spanish and I understand sign language.
This is a sign that it ain’t gonna work.”
― Crystal Evans, 100 Dating Tips for Jamaican Women

“Don’t feel bad when people underestimate you. When you are underestimated, people write you off before you begin. They don’t expect much of you. So you are granted an ecosystem to fail and start as much as you can without the burden of higher expectations or an audience… you gain power when you succeed right under their nose.”
― Crystal Evans, The Fairy Tale Complex: Extended Edition