Moustaches Quotes

“There was only one thing about his own appearance which really pleased Hercule Poirot, and that was the profusion of his moustaches, and the way they responded to grooming and treatment and trimming. They were magnificent. He knew of nobody else who had any moustache half as good.”
― Agatha Christie, Hallowe'en Party

“The rat is
the mous-
tache
in
the
trache.

the wrong-
doer
in
the
soer.”
― J. Patrick Lewis, World Rat Day: Poems About Real Holidays You've Never Heard Of

“A red nose is the clown's mask and my moustache is mine.”
― Nuno Roque

“Moustaches were terribly itchy things--at least when one had only glued the hairs in place instead of growing them oneself. No, he'd tried growing one once too, and his opinion held. They were itchy. Full stop.”
― Roseanna M. White, A Noble Scheme