Moustache Quotes

“A decent moustache can intimidate a man, while a great moustache can frighten an army.”
― Anya Wylde, Penelope

“He had a fund of small talk, a pleasant voice, a caressing glance and his moustache was irresistible. Crisp and curly, it curved charmingly over his lip, fair with auburn tints, slightly paler where it bristled at the ends.”
― Guy de Maupassant, Bel-Ami

“He had a long thin nose, a moustache like flock wallpaper, sparse, carefully combed hair, and the complexion of a Hovis loaf.”
― Len Deighton, The Ipcress File

“...a portrait of a muscular grey-haired man with a grim, almost demented gaze and the sort of moustache that could beat you in an arm-wrestling contest.”
― Ned Beauman, The Teleportation Accident

“The funny thing about having any kind of moustache or beard is it grows on you—in two ways. I mean, it grows on you. It also becomes part of your identity. I've had it for 40 years. I don't think I would recognize the person in the mirror without it.”
― John W. Boyer

“A red nose is the clown's mask and my moustache is mine.”
― Nuno Roque

“As for Baron Buttlär, well...he had a wonderful blond moustache. Whenever he came to Berlin he consumed a great deal of champagne and pursued love affairs. A moustache like that made such behaviour practically obligatory, and it also made fine, upstanding fathers and husbands anxious.”
― Eduard von Keyserling, Wellen

“Les militaires portent la moustache, les civils n’y ont pas droit. Constantin Aksakov (1817-1860), l’un des premiers « slavophiles », lutte des années durant pour être autorisé à porter la barbe. En vain. La barbe est la marque des paysans, or Aksakov appartient à une vieille famille noble.”
― Michel Heller, Histoire de la Russie et de son empire

“Scarface

The hair is thinning,
At the forehead
This moustache of mine,
Is growing thicker
Though
And this beard of mine,
Stronger
And Grayer!

My face has,
Scars now
And so has my soul,
Shall I call myself
Scarface
Or Scarsoul?”
― Avijeet Das

“So this funny incident happened a week ago. I was in a Departmental Store and I couldn't find what I was looking for and so went to the shop assistants who were two girls.

Me: Is Moustache and Beard Wax available at this store?

The two girls looking at me with surprise and asked: To remove your moustache and beard?”
― Avijeet Das

“So this funny incident happened a week ago. I was in a Departmental Store and I couldn't find what I was looking for and so went to the shop assistants who were two girls.

Me: Is Moustache and Beard Wax available at this store?

The two girls looked at me with surprise and asked: To remove your moustache and beard?”
― Avijeet Das

“So this funny incident happened a week ago. I was in a Departmental Store, and I couldn't find what I was looking for. So I went to the shop assistants who were two girls.

Me: Is Moustache and Beard Wax available in this store?

The two girls looked at me with surprise and asked: to remove your moustache and beard?”
― Avijeet Das

“As another year went by
And a new year came to greet us
I got up in the morning to take my class
And in the afternoon, while sauntering down the road
I saw a hairdresser's saloon inviting me in
And so I met the hairdresser
A fine young lad, and I told him to get my hair and beard trimmed if he may please
But for some reason I decided to keep the moustache without any trims
Life makes us poets,
with a love for poetry.”
― Avijeet Das