One Night Stand Quotes

“It wasn’t until I’d walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasn’t wearing shoes.
A. Or a shirt.
2. I didn’t bring my keys                      
A. Or anything really.
3. I’d just left a complete stranger in my apartment.                      
A. Naked.

Whoever said one-night stands were supposed to be simple with no strings attached had clearly never met the disaster that was me.”
― Cora Carmack, Losing It

“One night stands are like chess, only the loser desires a rematch.”
― Robert Black

“So for anyone taking notes on today’s lesson: never, ever, leave your love interest alone with your mother, foster mother, grandmother…”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“In fact, anyone with the word mother in their name is—however well intentioned—biologically programmed to embarrass you within five minutes of introducing them. Bottom line is, keep them away at all costs. At least until the wooing phase is over.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“Elena hadn’t realized I was out of her league before, she definitely would when she saw me standing next to Samuel, radiating all his fucking competence.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“I’m about to board a sunset dinner cruise with my fake girlfriend, my brother, and my ex, who’s married to said brother.
I need a drink. Stat.”
― Lisa Suzanne, Left Field

“I had to remind myself that the whole purpose of standing here was to get out the emotions that were eating at me. It wasn’t to gaze in his eyes or smell his enticing cologne or take in this sexy beast of a man who had the ability to throw me on top of that bar and have me coming in mere seconds.”
― Marni Mann, The Irresistible One

“It only took three weeks for me to fall completely in love with Archer Bradley…and then to lose him.”
― Lisa Suzanne, Left Field

“My I-don’t-do-boyfriend policy was kind of losing its strength and credibility.”
― Desiree Span

“I guess you got yourself a wedding boyfriend.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“Our gaze held and as I was drowning in her eyes, this was right. We were right. Even if it was just for this weekend.”
― Desiree Span

“I wanted more, I wanted to get deeper, get under her skin, in her bones, in her head, I wanted to get in her heart, in her soul!”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“whatever this was that Elena and I had going on, I was going to make f*****g sure she’d remember me forever, because I would never, ever be able to forget her.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“May the best of your past be the worst of your future.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“Why did I have to crush on the one that was flying all the way to the other side of the planet in a week?”
― Desiree Span

“You make everything feel so much lighter.”
― Desiree Span

“I still had a couple of hours left with her. I exhaled deeply, only then noticing I’d been holding in my breath.”
― Desiree Span

“He leaned into my ear and whispered, “It’s okay to let your guard down for a second, Sophie, and it’s okay to lose once in a while. Don’t forget, I’ve seen you naked. Vulnerable. Screaming for more. You’re the sexiest woman in the world when you let go of that control.”
When he leaned back, I seethed, “Don’t you dare bring up”—I glanced to both sides, making sure there wasn’t anyone within ear range—“Lush.” The anger was beating in my chest. “Plus, you have no right to speak to me that way. Not here, not anywhere. What happened that night stays there.”
He smiled. “That’s right … seven orgasms is insignificant to you.”
My eyes went wide.
“Except, I think you were full of shit when you said that. I think you were trying to convince yourself that they meant nothing since the enemy is the one who gave them to you.” He continued to stare at me. “Yes, I’m right … I can see the way I affect you.”
“You infuriate me.”
He laughed and took a step back. “I love to hate you too, Sophie.” He turned around and walked to the exit.”
― Marni Mann, The Irresistible One

“It was as if the universe was throwing my inadequacy in my face, and the irony made me scoff a wry chuckle that ended in a sad, stricken gasp I managed to hold back.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“We were exhaling erratic, hot breaths, our skin burning feverishly; Elena’s hair sticking to her flushed face, mine dripping with perspiration.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“I just… I f***ing loved her so much and all I wanted was her to be mine! Mine to keep, to have and hold… forever.”
― Desiree Span

“My mind, my whole being, was lost in Elena as she consumed me with breathy sighs, seductive moans, and luscious kisses.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“I wasn’t Elena’s Cinderella, and she could never be my Princess Charming, because this wasn’t a f**king fairy tale with a happy ending.”
― Desiree Span

“This was a real-life story about a man falling head over heels for a woman who was in love with the ghost of someone else.”
― Desiree Span

“Every moment without her was like a part of me was missing.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“If the heart is anchored to someone else, the mind just won’t let go…”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“You are in my heart, my soul, in my dreams… I’m yours. You are the one that lives in my heart now.”
― Desiree Span

“He gives me that gorgeous semi-smile, moving in closer, dipping so his mouth is at my ear. “I can still taste you on my tongue.” Fight fire with fire. It’s the only way I’ll survive this man. “Make the most of it. You won’t be getting mains or dessert.” “Bet I do.”
― Jodi Ellen Malpas, The Seduction

“You’re the one that fills it, makes it beat faster. You inspire me, encourage me… you make me feel alive”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“That smile is his weapon, and with it he saved me.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena