One Night Stand Quotes

“It wasn’t until I’d walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasn’t wearing shoes.
A. Or a shirt.
2. I didn’t bring my keys                      
A. Or anything really.
3. I’d just left a complete stranger in my apartment.                      
A. Naked.

Whoever said one-night stands were supposed to be simple with no strings attached had clearly never met the disaster that was me.”
― Cora Carmack, Losing It

“She needed a dream lover—for one night.”
― Julie Castle, 4 R's: Roped, Rescued, Risked, Romanced

“One night stands are like chess, only the loser desires a rematch.”
― Robert Black

“Sometimes two people weren't meant to be more than one moment. Wondrous and unforgettable though it might be, not all good things were meant to last.”
― Kerri Maniscalco, Throne of the Fallen

“The world moves on with or without you, Matt. Things never stay the same. So when an opportunity like this presents itself you have to take it.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“If you give in now, this is the best you’ll ever get,” she said to Elena. “Make him work for it, girl!”
― Desiree Span

“Rope? Are you serious? It’s not a glowing rope. It’s The Lasso of Truth!”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“you’re not having relationship that teach you how to get better at relationships, you have ‘relationships’, that last maybe half a night and usually end in a blurry haze and leave a permanent bad feeling in the gut. How To Have Regrets.”
― Karen Kilgariff, Stay Sexy & Don't Get Murdered: The Definitive How-To Guide

“Honor and Love (The Sonnet)

I don't care for one time fling,
Got no hankering for casual coitus.
I am a human, not baboon set free,
I don't consent to rampant desires.

When I fall I fall mind and body,
Body plays a little, more the mind.
I'm attracted to face, not figure,
Finally by mind the deal is signed.

If the mind doesn't come through,
a cute face doesn't sustain nothing.
Heart anemic makes the world anemic,
getting drunkly sick on perverted fling.

In a world of cheats and perves,
Be the proof of honor and love.
In the wild of sharks and wolves,
Be the gentle elephant, be a dove.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Dervis Vadisi: 100 Promissory Sonnets

“A “one-night stand” is very basic; it’s what animals do – it doesn’t matter who they mate with, as long as he is a specimen
of the same species. Our overstretched and foggy minds, confused and sore hearts, switched off – it’s a respite! It’s only the
body – shock it! Yes, risky… but it does feels nice…
Is it a good thing then? Harmless? Maybe not.”
― Dr Jasmine, Love, Demystified

“To stay the night and to stay the life, are two different things. Any ape with an active libido can stay the night, takes a human with active backbone to stay the life.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Neurosonnets: The Naskar Art of Neuroscience

“Joy is brief because eternity makes it cheap”
― Abyssino

“Memories of a man who is gone forever and has left me with an unmendable broken heart.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“How clever must she be to do such important work? Beauty and brains. Just like the superheroines from my favorite comics.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“Do you always flash those dimples to get what you want, Mr. Callister?”
― Desiree Span

“Just because something was battered and beaten-up didn’t mean you should throw it out.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“Life’s shitty, so don’t give a shit.”
― Desiree Span

“I was a simple dude and didn’t know many fancy words, but in that moment the word exquisite popped into my mind.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“This is exactly the reason I didn’t date and had a firm I-don’t-do-boyfriend policy! No expectations, no promises, and no one ended up waiting by their phone like a lovestruck fool.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“I want you to tell me what you want, Emily.”
I licked the wetness off my lips.
“You.”
― Marni Mann, No, Don't Ever Stop

“I wasn’t leaving, and I would never stop.
Because I dreamed about licking a pussy as beautiful as this one.
Because I loved this as much as she did.”
― Marni Mann, No, Don't Ever Stop

“friendship is the strongest foundation for love”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“I didn’t know if he was someone I wanted to date. I didn’t know if we were even compatible. All I knew was that our sexual chemistry was scorching, I was beyond attracted to him, and if anyone was going to rock my world, I wanted it to be him.”
― Marni Mann, No, Don't Ever Stop

“The attraction between us was so palpable the air thickened every time we were together?”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“First my mother, now my sister… Why did the people I love end up hurting me?”
― Desiree Span

“My stare focused on one thing and one thing only.
His ass in those gray sweatpants.
Holy mother, it was perfection.”
― Marni Mann, No, Don't Ever Stop

“When I straighten from my pose, he’s standing too close behind me, and he’s definitely hard.
Partner yoga is doing it for him. Or maybe he just really likes sunrises.”
― Lisa Suzanne, Left Field

“So for anyone taking notes on today’s lesson: never, ever, leave your love interest alone with your mother, foster mother, grandmother…”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“In fact, anyone with the word mother in their name is—however well intentioned—biologically programmed to embarrass you within five minutes of introducing them. Bottom line is, keep them away at all costs. At least until the wooing phase is over.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“Elena hadn’t realized I was out of her league before, she definitely would when she saw me standing next to Samuel, radiating all his fucking competence.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena