One Night Stand Quotes

“It wasn’t until I’d walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasn’t wearing shoes.
A. Or a shirt.
2. I didn’t bring my keys                      
A. Or anything really.
3. I’d just left a complete stranger in my apartment.                      
A. Naked.

Whoever said one-night stands were supposed to be simple with no strings attached had clearly never met the disaster that was me.”
― Cora Carmack, Losing It

“One night stands are like chess, only the loser desires a rematch.”
― Robert Black

“The world moves on with or without you, Matt. Things never stay the same. So when an opportunity like this presents itself you have to take it.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“Life’s shitty, so don’t give a shit.”
― Desiree Span

“I was a simple dude and didn’t know many fancy words, but in that moment the word exquisite popped into my mind.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“This is exactly the reason I didn’t date and had a firm I-don’t-do-boyfriend policy! No expectations, no promises, and no one ended up waiting by their phone like a lovestruck fool.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“I want you to tell me what you want, Emily.”
I licked the wetness off my lips.
“You.”
― Marni Mann, No, Don't Ever Stop

“I wasn’t leaving, and I would never stop.
Because I dreamed about licking a pussy as beautiful as this one.
Because I loved this as much as she did.”
― Marni Mann, No, Don't Ever Stop

“friendship is the strongest foundation for love”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“I didn’t know if he was someone I wanted to date. I didn’t know if we were even compatible. All I knew was that our sexual chemistry was scorching, I was beyond attracted to him, and if anyone was going to rock my world, I wanted it to be him.”
― Marni Mann, No, Don't Ever Stop

“The attraction between us was so palpable the air thickened every time we were together?”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“First my mother, now my sister… Why did the people I love end up hurting me?”
― Desiree Span

“My stare focused on one thing and one thing only.
His ass in those gray sweatpants.
Holy mother, it was perfection.”
― Marni Mann, No, Don't Ever Stop

“When I straighten from my pose, he’s standing too close behind me, and he’s definitely hard.
Partner yoga is doing it for him. Or maybe he just really likes sunrises.”
― Lisa Suzanne, Left Field

“So for anyone taking notes on today’s lesson: never, ever, leave your love interest alone with your mother, foster mother, grandmother…”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“In fact, anyone with the word mother in their name is—however well intentioned—biologically programmed to embarrass you within five minutes of introducing them. Bottom line is, keep them away at all costs. At least until the wooing phase is over.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“Elena hadn’t realized I was out of her league before, she definitely would when she saw me standing next to Samuel, radiating all his fucking competence.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“I’m about to board a sunset dinner cruise with my fake girlfriend, my brother, and my ex, who’s married to said brother.
I need a drink. Stat.”
― Lisa Suzanne, Left Field

“I had to remind myself that the whole purpose of standing here was to get out the emotions that were eating at me. It wasn’t to gaze in his eyes or smell his enticing cologne or take in this sexy beast of a man who had the ability to throw me on top of that bar and have me coming in mere seconds.”
― Marni Mann, The Irresistible One

“It only took three weeks for me to fall completely in love with Archer Bradley…and then to lose him.”
― Lisa Suzanne, Left Field

“My I-don’t-do-boyfriend policy was kind of losing its strength and credibility.”
― Desiree Span

“I guess you got yourself a wedding boyfriend.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“Our gaze held and as I was drowning in her eyes, this was right. We were right. Even if it was just for this weekend.”
― Desiree Span

“I wanted more, I wanted to get deeper, get under her skin, in her bones, in her head, I wanted to get in her heart, in her soul!”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“whatever this was that Elena and I had going on, I was going to make f*****g sure she’d remember me forever, because I would never, ever be able to forget her.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“May the best of your past be the worst of your future.”
― Desiree Span, When I Met Elena

“Why did I have to crush on the one that was flying all the way to the other side of the planet in a week?”
― Desiree Span

“You make everything feel so much lighter.”
― Desiree Span

“I still had a couple of hours left with her. I exhaled deeply, only then noticing I’d been holding in my breath.”
― Desiree Span

“He leaned into my ear and whispered, “It’s okay to let your guard down for a second, Sophie, and it’s okay to lose once in a while. Don’t forget, I’ve seen you naked. Vulnerable. Screaming for more. You’re the sexiest woman in the world when you let go of that control.”
When he leaned back, I seethed, “Don’t you dare bring up”—I glanced to both sides, making sure there wasn’t anyone within ear range—“Lush.” The anger was beating in my chest. “Plus, you have no right to speak to me that way. Not here, not anywhere. What happened that night stays there.”
He smiled. “That’s right … seven orgasms is insignificant to you.”
My eyes went wide.
“Except, I think you were full of shit when you said that. I think you were trying to convince yourself that they meant nothing since the enemy is the one who gave them to you.” He continued to stare at me. “Yes, I’m right … I can see the way I affect you.”
“You infuriate me.”
He laughed and took a step back. “I love to hate you too, Sophie.” He turned around and walked to the exit.”
― Marni Mann, The Irresistible One