Pickup Lines Quotes

“Careful,” he said. “If you keep blushing like that I may do more than just draw you.”
― Nenia Campbell, Fearscape

“Fackelmann claimed to have started a Log just to keep track of Kite's attempted pickup lines -- surefire lines like e.g. 'You're the second most beautiful woman I've ever seen, the first most beautiful woman I've ever seem being former Bristish Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher,' and 'If you came home with me I'm unusually confident that I could achieve an erection,' and said that if Kite wasn't still cherry at twenty-three and a half it was proof of some kind of divine-type grace.”
― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

“Dan ganas de ir más allá de la cópula y fertilizarle todos y cada uno de los huevos que vaya a poner a lo largo de su vida.”
― Felicidad Martínez, La mirada extraña

“He said I'm the winning lottery ticket, like he's never meant anything more.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“How did you get me back?" She asked.
"I stole you from heaven," he said with a faint smile.”
― Sreejib, Aqson Level 1

“Unfortunately nothing happened with the girls. They just ran off giggling into the night. No digits, no dates, not even their names, leaving me feeling dumb and sad, a bit like a broken thermos- fine on the outside, but on the inside nothing but busted glass.”
― Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

“There’s this fancy restaurant nearby with a nice view of the water. The Alchemist and Barrister, they call it. I’ve always thought the place looked nice. Since I don’t eat regular food or go on dates, I’v never been there. I’d like to make an exception and take you there on Saturday night. That is, if you’d like.”
― Christopher Rankin, Ann Marie's Asylum

“on a scale of 1 to 10 (10being the highest) how high are the chances of me getting your phone number?”
― Futty-fuze

“I lean closer to the screen and decide to really push her limits by hitting her with one of those pickup lines she loves to hate. "My beard wants to know if you would like a comfortable place to sit down?”
― Victoria Denault, Slammed

“Do you mind if I follow you home tonight?" I ask her with a serious stare. "Because my mother always told me to follow my dreams.”
― Victoria Denault, Slammed

“You could tempt the devil into Heaven.”
― Olivia Sinclair

“I ain't seen you in Junto's before, baby,' said Boots Smith.

'I don't go there very often,' she said. There was something faintly contemptuous about the way he said 'baby.' He made it sound like 'bebe,' and it slipped casually, easily, out of his mouth as though it were his own handy, one-word index of women.”
― Ann Petry, The Street

“If I didn't have anywhere more pressing to be, I would have offered her my number and the use of my backseat. Chances were good that she would have accepted at least one.”
― Thomm Quackenbush, The Road to Vent Haven