Quack Quotes

“A company of wolves, is better than a company of wolves in sheep's clothing.”
― Anthony Liccione

“Some people talk nonstop, but say nothing. Ducks speak only one word, quack, and communicate everything.”
― Jarod Kintz, Ducks are the stars of the karaoke bird world

“I make music one note at a time, just like Mozart did. Tomorrow night you’ll get to hear the second note in my masterpiece symphony. If you could take the clicking noises that a whale makes, merge them with ducks quacking, and convert them to digital wavelengths, that's the vibe.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“As far as I know, only politicians can make this kind of miracle staying more than 30 years of their entire life lying or hiding from the electors what really happen behind the political curtain of our status quo. This is one of the rare cases that a politician can swear in front of any deity or authority without any hesitation: “I really appreciate your ignorance or indifference about politics. It’s a blessing for me in my lifetime”.”
― Frederick Vanderbuilt

“Maybe we communicate with ducks not through words, but with body language. Maybe the word quack doesn’t mean everything—or even anything. Maybe all that matters is what our body says when we converse with a duck.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“I'm a lot like a pillow salesman. I say that because I deal in ducks. So, I just push the product early and while they're still quacking.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“My blender is powered by saxophone music. I make smoothies that taste like ducks quacking.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories

“Sometimes you just need to let loose and quack"

~ Lil Dyl”
― Dylan James Studebaker