Quacking Quotes

“I just pooped out a duck pond. The guy in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom was probably thinking, "What's with all the quacking?”
― Jarod Kintz, Duck Quotes For The Ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“I'm a lot like a pillow salesman. I say that because I deal in ducks. So, I just push the product early and while they're still quacking.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“Many people find the quacking of ducks an acceptable part of nature's choir. However, if you have close neighbors, the gabble of talkative hens may not be appreciated.”
― Dave Holderread, Storey's Guide to Raising Ducks: Breeds, Care, Health

“Some breeds are noisier than others—a fact that should be taken into consideration when you have neighbors in close proximity.”
― Dave Holderread, Storey's Guide to Raising Ducks: Breeds, Care, Health