Taco Bell Quotes

“Once upon a time, before pizzerias or Taco Bells, there was a troll named Rumpelstiltskin who began to wonder what a human baby would taste like.”
― Vivian Vande Velde, The Rumpelstiltskin Problem

“You don't announce the lowest price you'd accept on an object you're trying to sell to an active buyer. That's like perfuming your asshole before you eat Taco Bell.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories