Trump Jokes Quotes

“This is what we get for thinking that scaley orange skin and fake hair could keep that former demon out of elected office.”
― Roshani Chokshi, Aru Shah and the End of Time

“Yo mama so slutty, Trump still owes her hush money.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

“The sad thing is, Trump's minions have no idea how dumb they sound when they repeat his lies as if they were true.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, How to Defeat the Trump Cult: Want to Save Democracy? Share This Book

“Trump will fuck with the Democrats and nominate for Supreme Court a covert right-leaning man or woman African American, Hispanic, Muslim, or, quite probably a bona fide centrist, President Obama's pick- Merrick Brian Garland. Oh, who am I kidding? He's not that smart.”
― A.K. Kuykendall