Yo Momma Jokes Quotes (15 quotes)

“Yo mama so slutty, Trump still owes her hush money.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

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“Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.”
― Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition

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“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”
― Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes

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“Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!”
― Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes

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“Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.”
― Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition

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“Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.”
― Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition

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“Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!”
― Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition

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“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”
― Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes

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“Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.”
― Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes

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“Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.”
― Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes

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“Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
― Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes

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“If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.”
― Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition

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“Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.”
― Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition

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“What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?
-About 20 pounds.
-Yo mama carries more passengers.
-Not everyone's been on a 747.”
― Oliver Oliver Reed

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“Clean up your own mess. Your mama don't live here”
― Mindy Friddle, The Garden Angel

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