Unreliable Quotes

“When focusing only on one's credentials one boasts his own incompetence in his capacity for discernment of the individual.”
― Criss Jami, Killosophy

“I don't know where you've gone this time
But if you don't come back
You're going to have to leave.”
― Kate McGahan

“I argue that the Jesus of the Gospels is essentially a myth. The Gospels are largely fiction. They were created around the turn of the first and second century in order to give concreteness and substance to the Jesus who, as the Messiah, had appeared to Paul and his fellow apostles in ecstatic visions.”
― Alvar Ellegård

“Driving your car through deep pools of flood water is a great way of making your car unreliable. Smart people turn around and avoid it.”
― Steven Magee

“I am reliably unreliable.”
― Steven Magee

“I look to the USA government for reliable advice during a pandemic, but instead I got President Trump’s jaded and unreliable personal opinions.”
― Steven Magee

“After two months of horrible computer problems, I had concluded that the free Windows 10 installation was an unreliable lobotomized operating system as compared to Windows 7 on a 2011 HP G72-B50US laptop computer.”
― Steven Magee

“But we must understand that emotions are unreliable and at times, tyrannical. They should never be permitted to dominate us.”
― James C. Dobson, Life on the Edge: A Young Adult's Guide to a Meaningful Future

“Young scholars, learning their historical method from Gospel scholars, often treat it as self-evident that the more skeptical they are toward their sources, the more rigorous will be their historical method. It has to be said, over and over, that historical rigor does not consist in fundamental skepticism toward historical testimony but in fundamental trust along with testing by critical questioning…”
― Richard Bauckham, Jesus and the Eyewitnesses: The Gospels as Eyewitness Testimony

“Opinions are like seasons, they change and really do not stop time; they’ll soon change, don’t let them stop you.”
― TemitOpe Ibrahim

“Line 130: I never bounced a ball or swung a bat

Frankly I too never excelled in soccer and cricket; I am a passable horseman, a vigorous though unorthodox skier, a good skater, a tricky wrestler, and an enthusiastic mountain climber.”
― Vladmir Nabokov

“Windows 10 is reliably unreliable.”
― Steven Magee

“Never trust a man with two phones.”
― Mike Skinner

“Toilet paper is like an unreliable bridge, you are gonna have to walk across mud valley from time to time.”
― Nuclear Circus, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“If our life is a dream, let it continue; who wants the reality? If our life is a reality, let it continue; who wants the dream? Unknown is unreliable!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“The government is reliably unreliable.”
― Steven Magee

“I regard Tesla Autopilot as the new Ford Pinto.”
― Steven Magee

“Florida has a very unreliable electrical utility power grid during hurricanes.”
― Steven Magee

“I was truly shocked at how unreliable the Desoto Solar Farm was!”
― Steven Magee

“The inverter systems at the dangerous Desoto Solar Farm were unreliable.”
― Steven Magee

“It's okay if the sea is stormy, because the sea is often stormy anyway, we are used to it! But what if the port is stormy? If you know that the ports you rely upon very much may one day be unreliable, you know a lot!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“If I do not have 100% confidence that an airline is going to fly me to my final destination, then I can no longer book with that airline.”
― Steven Magee

“Cars typically become unreliable after a decade of use.”
― Steven Magee

“Is it better to buy a new or a three year old car? Cars typically become unreliable after a decade of use. You are only seven years away from that point at three years old.”
― Steven Magee

“Hope cannot be found in the promises of men despite how elaborately they’re dressed up and how rigorously they’re paraded about. Rather, hope is found in the certainty of a God who has no interest in clothes that wear out or parades that disburse after several blocks.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Who could depend on the fundamental decency of a society where, beneath the elegant surface, irrational motives made nonsense of constancy and a comedy of morals?”
― Fredric Raphael