Simon

“Always be more than you appear, and never appear to be more than you are.”
― Horst Kastner

“I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.”
― Mark Twain

“Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it to give yourself something to do with your stupid idiot Western mouth.

Half the world is starving, and the other’s going, ‘I don’t actually need any nutrition, but it would be good to masticate, just to keep my mind off things.”
― Russell Brand, My Booky Wook