Maria

“God knows what I'm going to tell Dad. December 15th is s Sunday, maybe I'll tell him I'm going to church.
He'll take that better than the knitting.”
― T.S. Easton, Boys Don't Knit (in Public)

“There's a glint in her eye that she gets the week before Chinese New Year, when she goes absolutely berserk and cleans the house like Marie Kondo on crack.”
― Jesse Q. Sutanto, Dial A for Aunties

“What is the actual plural of "penis"?' I ask. 'Is it "penises"?'
'Or it could be "peni"?' offers Cassie. 'Like fungi.'
'I think it should be "pena",' I tell her. 'Although that does sound a bit like a type of pasta.'
'Ohh, ohh, I've got it,' cries Cassie. 'You know that "goose" becomes "geese"? What if one penis becomes many "poonis"?”
― Rebecca Smith

“Don't worry about it? She's told me not to worry about it? She clearly doesn't know me at all.”
― T.S. Easton, Boys Don't Knit (in Public)