Maria

“There's a glint in her eye that she gets the week before Chinese New Year, when she goes absolutely berserk and cleans the house like Marie Kondo on crack.”
― Jesse Q. Sutanto, Dial A for Aunties

“Knitting is more fun with company. Company is more fun with knitting.”
― T.S. Easton, Boys Don't Knit (in Public)

“What is the actual plural of "penis"?' I ask. 'Is it "penises"?'
'Or it could be "peni"?' offers Cassie. 'Like fungi.'
'I think it should be "pena",' I tell her. 'Although that does sound a bit like a type of pasta.'
'Ohh, ohh, I've got it,' cries Cassie. 'You know that "goose" becomes "geese"? What if one penis becomes many "poonis"?”
― Rebecca Smith

“Meddy, how can you say that? Your aunties coming over, so late at night, coming to help us get rid of body, and we don’t even offer them any food? How can? Oh, we have dragon fruit, good, good.”
― Jesse Q. Sutanto, Dial A For Aunties