Maria

“Knitting is more fun with company. Company is more fun with knitting.”
― T.S. Easton, Boys Don't Knit (in Public)

“What is the actual plural of "penis"?' I ask. 'Is it "penises"?'
'Or it could be "peni"?' offers Cassie. 'Like fungi.'
'I think it should be "pena",' I tell her. 'Although that does sound a bit like a type of pasta.'
'Ohh, ohh, I've got it,' cries Cassie. 'You know that "goose" becomes "geese"? What if one penis becomes many "poonis"?”
― Rebecca Smith

“There's a glint in her eye that she gets the week before Chinese New Year, when she goes absolutely berserk and cleans the house like Marie Kondo on crack.”
― Jesse Q. Sutanto, Dial A for Aunties

“I'm not some plastic dolly bird. This is all me!" She gestures over her impressive body. "Apart from my boobs. But it's only polite to have your boobs done. It's only manners.”
― Sophie Kinsella, The Party Crasher