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“What is the actual plural of "penis"?' I ask. 'Is it "penises"?'
'Or it could be "peni"?' offers Cassie. 'Like fungi.'
'I think it should be "pena",' I tell her. 'Although that does sound a bit like a type of pasta.'
'Ohh, ohh, I've got it,' cries Cassie. 'You know that "goose" becomes "geese"? What if one penis becomes many "poonis"?”
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'Or it could be "peni"?' offers Cassie. 'Like fungi.'
'I think it should be "pena",' I tell her. 'Although that does sound a bit like a type of pasta.'
'Ohh, ohh, I've got it,' cries Cassie. 'You know that "goose" becomes "geese"? What if one penis becomes many "poonis"?”
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“I look at the ceiling. Pretty sure that when Glad was planning their marketing campaign, they didn’t think their target market would be a bunch of middle-aged Chinese women arguing about how to best dispose of a body.”
― Dial A For Aunties
― Dial A For Aunties
“Meddy, how can you say that? Your aunties coming over, so late at night, coming to help us get rid of body, and we don’t even offer them any food? How can? Oh, we have dragon fruit, good, good.”
― Dial A For Aunties
― Dial A For Aunties
“God knows what I'm going to tell Dad. December 15th is s Sunday, maybe I'll tell him I'm going to church.
He'll take that better than the knitting.”
― Boys Don't Knit (in Public)
He'll take that better than the knitting.”
― Boys Don't Knit (in Public)
“I'm not some plastic dolly bird. This is all me!" She gestures over her impressive body. "Apart from my boobs. But it's only polite to have your boobs done. It's only manners.”
― The Party Crasher
― The Party Crasher
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