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“Now, as you know, the best way to be manly is to have lots of muscles. If I’m ripped, when Freckly grabs ahold of me during our square dances, he’ll feel nothing but rock hard triceps. On top of that, in the upcoming BELLY DANCING unit in Phys Ed, I won’t feel MORTIFIED about showing my scrawny, mushy pre-pubescent body.”
― Journal of a Sneaky Twerp: A Shameless Wimpy Kid Parody
― Journal of a Sneaky Twerp: A Shameless Wimpy Kid Parody
“an enormous stately home. Mr Spud named it ‘Freshbum Towers’.”
― Billionaire Boy
― Billionaire Boy
“They rolled till the balls were almost as tall as Almanzo; then they rolled them into a wall. They packed snow between them, and made a good fort.”
― Farmer Boy: Little House on the Prairie #2
― Farmer Boy: Little House on the Prairie #2
“SEPTEMBER Tuesday Right off the bat, let’s clear something up: Why are YOU reading my journal? Are you some sort of weirdo who sneaks into kids’ rooms and goes through their personal stuff, like a nosey parent? A journal is private. Put this down right now and walk away. Oh, I see. You found this book online. Even though it’s supposed to be private, I guess I INVITED you to read it. That makes ME the weirdo, not you. I admit it. I’m an EXHIBITIONIST.* I actually want you to stick your nose into my personal stuff. So this really isn’t a journal at all. It’s more like a memoir. * Don’t be LAZY. If you don’t know what a word means, first try to figure it out by seeing how the word works in the sentence around it. If you can’t figure it out, look it up in a dictionary.”
― Journal of a Sneaky Twerp: A Shameless Wimpy Kid Parody
― Journal of a Sneaky Twerp: A Shameless Wimpy Kid Parody
“Almanzo! What’s the matter? Be you sick? It’s five o’clock!”
― Farmer Boy: Little House on the Prairie #2
― Farmer Boy: Little House on the Prairie #2
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