Awesome Austin

“To send him shooting up the pipe! He has to go! It has to be!’ And very soon, he’s going to see Inside the room to which he’s gone Some funny things are going on. But don’t, dear children, be alarmed; Augustus Gloop will not be harmed, Although, of course, we must admit He will be altered quite a bit. He’ll be quite changed from what he’s been, When he goes through the fudge machine: Slowly, the wheels go round and round, The cogs begin to grind and pound;”
― Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

“Today Steve asked me how you can tell a girl Zombie from a boy Zombie.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“We’re all different, just like we’re all special.”
― Jenny O'Brien, Boy Brainy

“I think… my bed blew up.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 19 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)