Herobrine [RøGM]

“PooTube”
― Write Blocked, Children of Null

“You invite one person and they ask to bring a friend. Then someone goes, ‘Hey, how come I’m not invited?’ Before you know it, the whole city has been invited to the party.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Everybody was yelling for the door. But the door was covered by fire, so nobody could reach it. Then somebody yelled to go to the back door. But the fire had spread, so it blocked the back door too.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Middle School Zombie: No Zombie Left Behind

“Parenting advices for the eldest sister with two screeching demons as her siblings?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29