Jaime

“He also noticed me watching. “Gotta stretch after a run.”

“Don’t I know it, ” I said, because, you know, I did attend gym class once upon a time. I eventually got out of it with a hard-won, totally bogus asthma diagnosis that placed me right where I wanted to be – the library. But I did remember the bit about stretching after a run.”
― Nick Pageant, Beauty and the Bookworm

“Like the fact that he’s my twin brother and I know you’ll eventually ask us to double-penetrate you.”
I tried very hard to look shocked. “I don’t even know what that means, Shane.”
“And you’re never going to find out.”
― Nick Pageant, Beauty and the Bookworm

“Can we all agree that the sexiest thing in the world is a nice ass in a jockstrap? Is there anything better in creation? I think not.”
― Nick Pageant, Beauty and the Bookworm

“Kelly glanced at the freezer as they headed for the steps. “Hey, maybe one of them will donate a liver to your dad.”
Nick looked over his shoulder at Kelly, his eyes wide.
“I’m just saying. Three perfectly good livers sitting in there,” Kelly said, completely deadpan. “Nobody’s using them. I’ll go get one for you.”
Nick gaped at him. “How the hell did you ever pass your psych evals?”
“I cheated off your papers.”
Nick rolled his eyes and started up the stairs.
“The Navy gives bubble tests. When in doubt, go with C.”
“Kelly.”
“Get it? Navy? The sea?”
“Kels, shut up.”
“Oh, come on! You love puns.”
Nick laughed, unable to stop himself.”
― Abigail Roux, Ball & Chain