Jaime

“Like the fact that he’s my twin brother and I know you’ll eventually ask us to double-penetrate you.”
I tried very hard to look shocked. “I don’t even know what that means, Shane.”
“And you’re never going to find out.”
― Nick Pageant, Beauty and the Bookworm

“Kelly glanced at the freezer as they headed for the steps. “Hey, maybe one of them will donate a liver to your dad.”
Nick looked over his shoulder at Kelly, his eyes wide.
“I’m just saying. Three perfectly good livers sitting in there,” Kelly said, completely deadpan. “Nobody’s using them. I’ll go get one for you.”
Nick gaped at him. “How the hell did you ever pass your psych evals?”
“I cheated off your papers.”
Nick rolled his eyes and started up the stairs.
“The Navy gives bubble tests. When in doubt, go with C.”
“Kelly.”
“Get it? Navy? The sea?”
“Kels, shut up.”
“Oh, come on! You love puns.”
Nick laughed, unable to stop himself.”
― Abigail Roux, Ball & Chain

“I mean that all the experiences I’ve ever heard of in life . . . I want to have them with you.”
― Abigail Roux, Ball & Chain

“He seemed unburdened now, more willing to simply grab onto life and go for a ride.”
― Abigail Roux, Ball & Chain