Dianna

“She gave his fake boob a poke. "What the hell is in here?"
He laughed and pulled the top down part of the way to reveal a grapefruit. She groaned onto her hands.
"Hey, I know it's been a while since I've seen a real tit up close, but I think I remember the basic shape. What would you have used?"
"Oh, hell, Michael,I have no idea what a man uses to stuff a maid's uniform. Where did you get it anyways?"
Another of his shit-eating grins lit his face. "From the plus sized section of the lingerie store in Sweedesboro. I'm a woman's extra large." He was so proud of the fact that she laughed until her side ached.”
― R.E. Butler, Jason & Cadence

“walking, talking definition of HUNK. “Pardon me?” ”
― Lindsey Brookes, Capturing the Cowboy's Heart

“She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a gun and how to disarm a man when being attacked with a knife. You never knew when those things could come in handy.”
― Kathleen Brooks, Secret Santa

“A sex lecture from two senior citizens... it was worth it to get that kiss from you.”
― Kathleen Brooks, Bluegrass State of Mind