Beezin

“The wheels were turning in all their heads, but the one with the dead hamster inside spoke first.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“Greg turned around, shooting laser beams though the most disappointing sperm he’d ever unleashed.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“I don’t mind playing whatever game this is, but I want to make sure you’re alright.” “What are you going to do if I say no and tell you that I’ve been kidnapped by a drug cartel and shipped to South America?” I ask, my words dry. “Come find you, kill them all, and bring you home.” “What if I want to stay and rule over them?” “Then I’ll make you their queen.”
― A.J. Merlin, Vicious

“Don’t forgive him when you have absolutely no obligation or need to do so. Don’t ever forgive him, Sloane.” his smile turns savage. “Or you could let me kill him. I’d say you could kill him with me, but I don’t want there to be any chance of getting caught. It would be a lot of trouble to get my friends to murder an entire correctional facility just to get you out of prison and reinvent you under a new name.”  It’s…maybe the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard. Probably.”
― A.J. Merlin, Depraved