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“And you're no going to see me inherit the title--you'll marry on your deathbed and beget an heir just to spite me," he said in a voice that wasn't far from a whine.
"What a wonderful opinion you have of my virility," Rohan replied.”
― Anne Stuart, Ruthless

“Border patrol,” a uniformed officer announced as he stepped on the bus. “Anything to declare?”
“I declare that this sucks,” Trey said, shuffling past him.
“Hey,” Eric said to the office and pointed at Trey. “I saw that guy shove something up his ass.”
― Olivia Cunning, Hot Ticket

“I’ve got you baby,” she whispered.
The pain inside was unbearable – worse than anything in his experience. He couldn’t breathe. “It hurts,” he gasped. “God, it hurts. Mercy,” he begged her, rubbing his face against her belly. “Mercy, Aggie. Mercy.”
― Olivia Cunning, Hot Ticket

“Thanks, tripod," Eric said....
"Tripod?" Jace asked.
"As hung as you are, you practically have three legs.”
― Olivia Cunning, Hot Ticket