hot dogs are not sandwiches (they are, in fact, American tacos).
“That’s a real thing with sectarians – they always assume that people are interested in the shite they talk.”
― Scotland’s Jesus and My Shit Life So Far 2-in-1 Collection
― Scotland’s Jesus and My Shit Life So Far 2-in-1 Collection
“We English majors of a serious bent are susceptible to high ideals we paste on our lives like decals.”
― The English Major
― The English Major
“Scientists have found that people who choose to eat crisps”
― Scotland’s Jesus and My Shit Life So Far 2-in-1 Collection
― Scotland’s Jesus and My Shit Life So Far 2-in-1 Collection
“Royalty was like dandelions. No matter how many heads you chopped off, the roots were still there underground, waiting to spring up again.”
― Feet of Clay
― Feet of Clay
“I was shocked to hear of the death of Lady Thatcher. They say the good die young”
― Scotland’s Jesus and My Shit Life So Far 2-in-1 Collection
― Scotland’s Jesus and My Shit Life So Far 2-in-1 Collection
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