Wyatt

“I can’t help but notice you have no hair on your vagina,” I said matter-of-factly to the woman with no hair on her vagina.”
― Dave Hill, Tasteful Nudes and Other Misguided Attempts at Personal Growth and Validation

“Love is essentially self-communicative. Those who do not have it catch it from those who have it.”
― Ram Dass, Be Here Now

“After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.”
― David Sedaris , Me Talk Pretty One Day

“The ientcio wishes to inform you that we have indeed received those messages from SETI and have found them … amusing is probably the best word. Television is much more interesting.”
― John Scalzi, Agent to the Stars