“For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I had to give it up. Throughout the next twenty-two years I lay still and discovered that after a few minutes I could drop off with no problem. Follow seven beers with a couple of scotches and a thimble of good marijuana, and it’s funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own. Often I never even made it to the bed. I’d squat down to pet the cat and wake up on the floor eight hours later, having lost a perfectly good excuse to change my clothes. I’m now told that this is not called “going to sleep” but rather “passing out,” a phrase that carries a distinct hint of judgment.”
― Me Talk Pretty One Day
― Me Talk Pretty One Day
“I can’t help but notice you have no hair on your vagina,” I said matter-of-factly to the woman with no hair on her vagina.”
― Tasteful Nudes and Other Misguided Attempts at Personal Growth and Validation
― Tasteful Nudes and Other Misguided Attempts at Personal Growth and Validation
“By acting compassionately, by helping to restore justice and to encourage peace, we are acknowledging that we are all part of one another.”
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“The rush was incredible, like getting a prostate exam in the middle of a roller-coaster ride at a women’s prison—the kind of thrill you never see coming in a million, trillion years.”
― Tasteful Nudes and Other Misguided Attempts at Personal Growth and Validation
― Tasteful Nudes and Other Misguided Attempts at Personal Growth and Validation
“After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.”
― Me Talk Pretty One Day
― Me Talk Pretty One Day
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