Tiffany Maude

“No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.”
― Richard Kadrey

“No hospitals, she says.
I know.
Where are we going?
For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor?
Fuck you.
That's my favorite, too.”
― Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim

“To gain self-respect, you need to put yourself first.”
― Lorii Myers, Make It Happen, A Healthy, Competitive Approach to Achieving Personal Success

“True sportsmanship is…

Knowing that you need your opponent because without him or her, there is no game.

Acknowledging that your opponent holds the same deep-rooted aspirations and expectations as you.

Knowing that, win or lose, you will walk off the course with pride.

Always taking the high road.

And always, always, always being a good sport.”
― Lorii Myers, No Excuses, The Fit Mind-Fit Body Strategy Book