Amanda Thompson

“You thought it was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you about the rest of life.”
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

“And thinking of her waiting to be found, while he was waiting to find, gave a beautiful symmetry to the love he felt for her.”
― Howard Jacobson

“On Chivalry “Give your mother the front seat…. I don’t give a shit if she said you could have it, that’s what she’s supposed to do, and you’re supposed to say, ‘No, I insist.’ You think I’m gonna drive around with my wife in the backseat and a nine-year-old in the front? You’re a crazy son of a bitch.”
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

“That's how vilification works. The victim ingests the views of his tormentor. If that's how I look, that's what I must be.”
― Howard Jacobson, Shylock Is My Name