Unky Dave

“When I awoke it was daylight. The inside of my tent was coated in a curious flaky rime, which I realized after a moment was all of my nighttime snores, condensed and frozen and pasted to the fabric, as if into a scrapbook of respiratory memories.”
― Bill Bryson, A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail

“That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me.”
― Thomas McGuane, To Skin a Cat

“There is something aesthetically pleasing about trading one engraving - and old map - for another - American money.”
― Sarah Vowell, The Partly Cloudy Patriot

“I believe that when I die I shall rot, and nothing of my ego will survive. I am not young and I love life. But I should scorn to shiver with terror at the thought of annihilation. Happiness is nonetheless true happiness because it must come to an end, nor do thought and love lose their value because they are not everlasting. Many a man has borne himself proudly on the scaffold; surely the same pride should teach us to think truly about man's place in the world. Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cosy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigour, and the great spaces have a splendour of their own.”
― Bertrand Russell