Daria

“We cannae just rush in, ye ken."
"Point o' order, Big Man. Ye can just rush in. We always just rush in."
"Aye, Big Yan, point well made. But ye gotta know where ye're just gonna rush in. Ye cannae just rush in anywhere. It looks bad, havin' to rush oout again straight awa'.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

“Tell the wee hag who we are, lads,” said the helmet twiddler. There was the scrape of many small swords being drawn and thrust into the air. “Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled again!”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

“An' writin' even goes on sayin' a man's wurds after he's deid! Ye cannae tell me that's right!”
― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

“And then there was the headless horseman!" said Tiffany. "He had no head!"
"Well, that is the major job qualification," said the toad.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men