“there is nothing I want more than to turn a house into a home with you.”
― Terms and Conditions
― Terms and Conditions
“I can say without question I’ve honestly never known anyone else like you.”
“So completely undatable?”
“Something like that.”
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
“So completely undatable?”
“Something like that.”
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
“Pretty much everyone we went to college with has a Hazel Bradford story. Of course, my old roommate Mike has many—mostly of the wild sexual variety—but others have ones more similar to mine: Hazel Bradford doing a mud run half marathon and coming to her night lab before showering because she didn’t want to be late. Hazel Bradford getting more than a thousand signatures of support to enter a local hot dog eating contest/fund-raiser before remembering, onstage and while televised, that she was trying to be a vegetarian. Hazel Bradford holding a yard sale of her ex-boyfriend’s clothes while he was still asleep at the party where she found him naked with someone else (incidentally, another guy from his terrible garage band). And—my personal favorite—Hazel Bradford giving an oral presentation on the anatomy and function of the penis in Human Anatomy.”
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
“Please tell me you’re not that guy right now.”
“What guy?”
“The guy you’ve always been, who wants me to be quirky but not weird, who wants me to dance only when other people are dancing, who likes telling all the stories about me but doesn’t remember how much he bitched about each of those moments when it happened.”
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
“What guy?”
“The guy you’ve always been, who wants me to be quirky but not weird, who wants me to dance only when other people are dancing, who likes telling all the stories about me but doesn’t remember how much he bitched about each of those moments when it happened.”
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
“Do you know how many guys like to date the cute wild girl for a few weeks before expecting me to chill a little and become more Regular Girlfriend? [..] But at the end of the day, [..] being myself is enough. I’m enough.”
She’s not saying it to convince me, or even herself; she’s already there.”
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
She’s not saying it to convince me, or even herself; she’s already there.”
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
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