“I saw it and I thought it would make you laugh.” Josh’s eyes soften, and he gives me such an adoring smile, it’s nearly painful. “You look ridiculous in that. I hope you wear it all day.”
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
“I can say without question I’ve honestly never known anyone else like you.”
“So completely undatable?”
“Something like that.”
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
“So completely undatable?”
“Something like that.”
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
“Then let the world know that my first act of freedom was to help my friends.”
― House of Earth and Blood
― House of Earth and Blood
“O Brasil precisa ser dirigido por uma pessoa que já passou fome. A fome também é professora.”
― Quarto de Despejo: Diário de uma Favelada
― Quarto de Despejo: Diário de uma Favelada
“Pretty much everyone we went to college with has a Hazel Bradford story. Of course, my old roommate Mike has many—mostly of the wild sexual variety—but others have ones more similar to mine: Hazel Bradford doing a mud run half marathon and coming to her night lab before showering because she didn’t want to be late. Hazel Bradford getting more than a thousand signatures of support to enter a local hot dog eating contest/fund-raiser before remembering, onstage and while televised, that she was trying to be a vegetarian. Hazel Bradford holding a yard sale of her ex-boyfriend’s clothes while he was still asleep at the party where she found him naked with someone else (incidentally, another guy from his terrible garage band). And—my personal favorite—Hazel Bradford giving an oral presentation on the anatomy and function of the penis in Human Anatomy.”
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
― Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
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